[1]. A man gets onto an elevator. When the elevator stops, he knows his wife is dead.
[2]. A policeman follows a burglar into a bar. When he enters the bar he finds a set of identical twins, dressed the same, with the loot between them. After several minutes he arrests one of the twins.
[3]. She lost her job when she invited them to dinner.
[4]. He couldn't find a chair, so he died.
[5]. A car without a driver moves; a man dies.
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2006-11-02
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