The priest in a small town loved the c-o-c-k and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c-o-c-k went missing!
The priest knew that c-o-c-k fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c-o-c-k?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c-o-c-k?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c-o-c-k that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no" he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c-o-c-k?"
Up stood all the nuns, three altar boys, two priests, and a goat.
2006-11-01
15:24:34
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