I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?
2006-11-01 15:30:48 · 11 answers · asked by ♥RickySrsWife♥ 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no is the answer
2006-11-01 16:10:22 · answer #1 · answered by Samira 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing
2006-11-01 23:34:12 · answer #2 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer will be "no". [look at the last line of the riddle.]
2006-11-01 23:39:45 · answer #3 · answered by D.i.e. 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pressure...
2006-11-01 23:35:52 · answer #4 · answered by texascrazyhorse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 23:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Um....water?
2006-11-01 23:35:53 · answer #6 · answered by neve_freak2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for the hundredth time....it's PRESSURE
2006-11-01 23:36:15 · answer #7 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the answer is "nothing"
2006-11-01 23:33:20 · answer #8 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
TIME
2006-11-02 00:37:12 · answer #9 · answered by lovelet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing
2006-11-02 02:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋