The priest in a small town loved the c-o-c-k and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the c-o-c-k went missing!
The priest knew that c-o-c-k fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a c-o-c-k?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c-o-c-k?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a c-o-c-k that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no, no" he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY c-o-c-k?"
Up stood all the nuns, three altar boys, two priests, and a goat.
2006-11-01 15:24:34 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!! oh man! can't breathe!! hahaha!
2006-11-01 15:27:09 · answer #1 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of Iron Chef America that was on tonight. The theme ingredient was frozen peas. When they were tasting, one of the female judges said she really liked the "Peaness" of the dish. The other female judge almost choked on her water.
2006-11-01 23:27:58 · answer #2 · answered by Duncarin 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha. That was f**king funny. Thank you for the laugh.
2006-11-02 04:22:33 · answer #3 · answered by St Harpy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hank finally found the nerve to tell his fiance that he had to break off their engagement so that he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked.
"Not on her best day." Hank replied.
"Does she buy you expensive gifts like I do?" she asked.
"No, she's broke."
"Well then, is it sex?"
"Nope,... nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what is it? What can she do for you that I can't?"
"She can sue me for child support."
2006-11-01 23:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by OrangeApple 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-11-02 01:01:01 · answer #5 · answered by Jocko 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an old farmer went to town to see a movie. the ticket agent asked, "sir, what's that on your shoulder?"
the old farmer said, "that's my pet rooster chucky. wherever i go, chucky goes."
"i'm sorry sir," said the ticket agent. "we can't allow animals in the
theater."
the old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his overalls. he returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. he sat down next to two old widows named mildred and marge. the movie started and the rooster began to squirm. the old farmer unbuttoned his fly so chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"marge," whispered mildred. "what?" said marge. "i think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"what makes you think so?" asked marge. "he undid his pants and he has his thing out," whispered mildred.
"well, don't worry about it," said marge. "hell, at our age we've seen 'em all"
"i thought so too," said mildred, "but this one's eatin' my popcorn!"
2006-11-01 23:27:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
I am speachless. Hillarious. Wow.
2006-11-01 23:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by clsmlbkl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny enough...the goat was the best part of the punchline.
2006-11-01 23:30:41 · answer #8 · answered by ... 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahhahaahahaahahhhahhahaahhaha
hahhhahahahahahahahahhahahhahaaha
gota to love thesepriest jokes
2006-11-04 08:49:35 · answer #9 · answered by cheeks the slick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats funny man
2006-11-01 23:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by Alyssa K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't get enough of your jokes!! I love em!! Keep em comin!!!
2006-11-02 01:00:28 · answer #11 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋