The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed.
He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we ....?" he asked.
"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my ti*s and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'"
"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.
"Nothing, but then you felt my thing and yelled, 'Who the hell left the garage door open?'"
2006-10-31
05:24:44
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