lots and lots. so many stories so little time. lets just say :
ive walked into a pole and said sorry,
had a frily thong i was going to buy waved around the shop with the shop girl screaming whats the code for this??,
threw up on the guy i fancied (that was his fault , he gave me vodka),
stepped on my pants and went flying down the hill,
had a maralyn monroe moment with the blowing skirt on the dance floor,
my little cusin told a cute guy to **** off,
i walked out of a shop and my bag burts all that was in it was cream cakes (all for me) ,
burped during school mass,
got caught passing notes in class that said 'would bridie (out then principal) shut up about condoms' she was giving us a lecture at the time.
fone alarm kept ringing during an exam.
god i have lots more but so little space
2006-10-31 05:34:08
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answered by Belosnezhka (aka Gex) 6
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When I was a kid my sister, who is six years older, got stuck watching me a lot. I was only ten but I used to hang out when she and her friends were talking and one time they kept talking about a girl named Jane Doe (I am obviously changing her name) that they didn't like. They went on and on about her and how they disliked her.
The next afternoon we went to another girl's house where there was an impromptu party. I was feeling pretty confidant because all the older kids were paying a lot of attention to me. I had to go to the bathroom which was upstairs so I trekked up and waited in a small line. A familiar looking girl came in and the others waiting while not particularly friendly, made small talk. Out of the blue, trying still to be cool, I said,
"Do you like Jane Doe?" and she said,
"I AM Jane Doe."
There was not a hole big enough for me to crawl into!
That was 49 years ago and I still get embarrassed about it!
2006-10-31 05:44:19
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answered by AKA FrogButt 7
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Told this before. When my wife and I were about to do it when her parents and young sister walked in on us. We were in our family room on the couch. The dog didn't bark and we never locked the doors so they just came in. It was early in the evening and we didn't think anybody was coming over.
Than there was the time at work when I was setting in a stall in the men's bathroom (was a women's bathroom before they changed it) and this girl walked in and set down in the next stall and did her business. I froze and waited until she finished before I got out. I could feel my face turning all shades of red !!
2006-10-31 11:32:50
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answered by Alien 3
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Here's one.
I had a toy snake in my bag, it is so good that everybody gets freeked out lookin at it. i was showin it to my friend in my tution class n all of a sudden my teachr noticed me n asked me 2 show what was there in my hand.
I sincerely obeyed it,
guess what, He got so scared that he he shouted loudly.
the teachers from othr classes rushed in n told me not 2 do s uch thingsin my future.
Wait a sec., was it embarisin 2 me or de TEACHER.
2006-10-31 05:32:18
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answered by Kiru 2
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Well once I went to his Medieval Times Place with my family and I peed my pants because someone made me laugh so hard.
2006-10-31 09:16:47
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answered by Anonymous
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i fell asleep on the couch and the next morning someone was knocking on the door, so i jumped up to run to the door....but fell on my face...both of my feet were asleep!!....i got up again..but bam..on my face again!!
it was so funny....i crawled to the door!!
2006-10-31 05:46:19
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answered by alisha 4
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Got a question deleted as chat.
2006-10-31 05:35:04
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answered by Sue Chef 6
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no way, I could never show my face around here again
2006-10-31 05:28:46
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answered by sparkleythings_4you 7
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happy haloween!!
2006-10-31 05:25:19
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answered by Anonymous
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you couldn't handle it!!
2006-10-31 05:25:15
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answered by mongo862001 5
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