he will lose 60pounds in three days on the program. why not? he thinks. so he aplies and the next day a gorguess girl comes to the door wearing nothing but a pair of trainers. there is a sign round her neck saying if you can catch me you can have me. he runs of the door and after a mile he catches her.
he takes her home that night and has his way with her. he weighs himself the next morning and hes lost 10 pounds.
then a knock came at the door and a sexy as hell blonde wearing nothing but a pair of trainers is stood there with a sign round her neck saying if you can catch me you can have me. and again he chases her and after three miles he catches her. he then takes her home and has his way with her.
he weighs himself and sure enough hes lost 20 pounds.
the next day a knock comes on the door and to the guys surprise there is the ugliest guy imaginable is stood before him wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes. the sign round his neck read "if i catch you i can have you!"
2006-10-31 05:15:20 · 51 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha :D
2006-10-31 05:18:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke but's better when the last part is a 300 Pound Gorilla.
2006-10-31 05:28:54 · answer #2 · answered by Italian Mule 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Consume low calorie food
2015-12-17 17:33:39 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
people who eat breakfast have a better shot at losing and maintaining weight loss
2016-03-29 02:17:23 · answer #4 · answered by Holli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a cardio routine that engages multiple muscles simultaneously
2016-04-07 07:57:13 · answer #5 · answered by Darlene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you re trying to lose weight with your significant other pack each others lunches the lunchbox surprises will keep the both of you motivated
2015-12-20 01:11:49 · answer #6 · answered by Sue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this before, but it's just as good the second time around.
2006-10-31 06:21:09 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
edamame soy beans are a great low cost snack look for them in the frozen foods section
2016-01-31 23:09:32 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink green tea green tea can help you lose weight
2016-01-19 22:48:09 · answer #9 · answered by Ethan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try yoga to lose weight
2016-02-01 21:04:22 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dump the junk food if you want to avoid temptation make sure you clean out the fridge and the pantry
2016-05-27 11:02:51 · answer #11 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋