The racing-car driver picked up a girl after a race, went home with her and took her to bed.
He fell asleep only to be awakened suddenly when she smacked him in the face. "What's the matter?!? Didn't I satisfy you when we ....?" he asked.
"It was after you fell asleep that got you into trouble," said the angry woman. "In your sleep, you felt my ti*s and mumbled, 'What perfect headlights.' Then you felt my thighs and murmured, 'what a smooth finish.'"
"What's wrong with that?" asked the driver.
"Nothing, but then you felt my thing and yelled, 'Who the hell left the garage door open?'"
2006-10-31 05:24:44 · 21 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wah Bhai Pd Majaa sa Aaagaya ! Tabiyat khush ho gayi ! Ha Ha Ha ........Nice one....Poor driver's driver must have had a tough time in finding the walls of the cavity during the act !! Ha Ha Ha ...Good one ..Liked it !!
2006-11-01 00:18:53 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-10-31 05:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo Hiss!
2006-10-31 05:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by Italian Mule 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye puraana joke mein ne nahin sunaa thaa........mein ne daxin bhaarat ka waasi hoon....meri hindi kaise ?
To day holiday for us for we are celebrating 50th anniversary of our state formation. We had two sessions of Jokes programme in two different channels and had laughed heartily. Your joke is the icing on the cake.......hahahah.......
naughty one..................LMAO
2006-10-31 18:03:29 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sawan ke andhe ko chaaron taraf har-yalee nazar aati hai
2006-10-31 13:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kaafi purana hahahahaha
2006-10-31 05:31:41 · answer #6 · answered by KK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa!! I have to admit that was quiete funny.
2006-10-31 05:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep it up...!
Have shut the door of your garage, now?
In fect it is door of heaven.....
2006-10-31 16:11:14 · answer #8 · answered by kingofuniverse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty good. Maybe if she wasn't so loose he wouldn't be complaining.
2006-10-31 06:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-31 05:27:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋