Sally and John were in Sunday school. Sally fell asleep in class, and the teacher caught her. So she called on her and asked "Who is the creator of the Earth and the universe?"
John took his pencil, and stabbed her in the butt and Sally jumped up and said, "God almighty!"
So the next time the teacher caught Sally asleep in class, she called on her and asked, "Who is the son of God?"
John once again took his pencil and stabbed her in the butt and she said, "Jesus Christ!"
Once more, the teacher caught Sally asleep in class and asked her, "What did Eve say when she had her 13th child?"
So John stabbed her in the butt, and she jumped up and said, "If you stick that d*mn thing up my @ss one more time, I'll break it in half!"
what do u think? its sorta wrong but funny.
2006-10-29
04:32:08
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