Sally and John were in Sunday school. Sally fell asleep in class, and the teacher caught her. So she called on her and asked "Who is the creator of the Earth and the universe?"
John took his pencil, and stabbed her in the butt and Sally jumped up and said, "God almighty!"
So the next time the teacher caught Sally asleep in class, she called on her and asked, "Who is the son of God?"
John once again took his pencil and stabbed her in the butt and she said, "Jesus Christ!"
Once more, the teacher caught Sally asleep in class and asked her, "What did Eve say when she had her 13th child?"
So John stabbed her in the butt, and she jumped up and said, "If you stick that d*mn thing up my @ss one more time, I'll break it in half!"
what do u think? its sorta wrong but funny.
2006-10-29 04:32:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha..
heard bout it many times be4
but then still as funny as be4...
hehe
rating - 8/10
2006-10-29 16:30:38 · answer #1 · answered by ™ šmïŁê™ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
pls rate this as the best answer if you think its funny
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2006-10-29 13:35:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a good one but at the end she just says if you stick that damn thing in me one more time I'll break it off =) ya leave out the up my a** part and it makes more sense ;)
2006-10-29 13:14:10 · answer #3 · answered by pammeh_2k6 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent, very good and worth reading LMAO
2006-10-29 12:35:20 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well her fault for sleeping but you shouldnt talk like that in sunday school jk that was sooo happend in real life
2006-10-29 13:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by ceesteris 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but very wrong.
2006-10-29 12:36:00 · answer #6 · answered by grrl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha still laughing. That was a good one. 10
2006-10-29 13:29:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-10-29 12:35:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha lol um yea wrong but funny :)
2006-10-29 12:34:51 · answer #9 · answered by ethan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like this one.. have heard it several times though
2006-10-29 12:37:23 · answer #10 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋