A man decided to get into shape. He got up early morning, jogged around the lake, and started doing push ups. A drunk old man returning home came up to him, tapped on his shoulder with his stick and said, "son, if you open your eyes, you will find that your girl is long gone"
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All funtions were completed the brides father hands over a note to the son in law, which read
"goods once delivered, shall not be taken back"!!!!
The groom not be left behind instantly writes back,
"Guarantee voids if seal is broken".
2006-10-29
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