A man decided to get into shape. He got up early morning, jogged around the lake, and started doing push ups. A drunk old man returning home came up to him, tapped on his shoulder with his stick and said, "son, if you open your eyes, you will find that your girl is long gone"
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All funtions were completed the brides father hands over a note to the son in law, which read
"goods once delivered, shall not be taken back"!!!!
The groom not be left behind instantly writes back,
"Guarantee voids if seal is broken".
2006-10-29 15:45:23 · 8 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
NICE 1
2006-10-29 15:52:21 · answer #1 · answered by m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, I would have had to hurt both my father and husband, but that's a good one.
2006-10-29 15:49:56 · answer #2 · answered by Beck 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
harrr harrr harrrr! good smiles for the morning mate! thanx
2006-10-29 15:49:58 · answer #3 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very clever
2006-10-29 15:50:14 · answer #4 · answered by brittanyprovidence 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! That's great!!!!
2006-10-29 16:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol both are funny but naughty
^_^ makes me laugh here. thanks for taking the time to share
2006-10-29 16:56:59 · answer #6 · answered by ettezzil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was wonderful.
2006-10-29 16:19:31 · answer #7 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
glycemic index. that's my final answer.
2006-10-29 15:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by Sage 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋