I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already
I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses
I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration
I shall meet all of my deadlines at work and at home directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them
I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless if the amount of time given
I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations
if at first I don’t succeed, there is always next year. and if not next year, the year after that
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind
I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it
2006-10-27
18:12:12
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