Entertainment & Music - 21 October 2006

men like to barbecue. men will cook if danger is involved

men who have pierced eras are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry

marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. in a world where there are more women then men, it pays to recycle

men are very confident people. usually they are so confident that when they watch sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they can help their team

men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. not being the first is upsetting to their psyches

the way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else

a good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. these men usually have jobs and bathe

men love watches with multiple functions, preferably ones that have a combination address book, telescope and piano

men are sensitive in strange ways. if a man built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally

men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax

men have an easier time buying bathing suits

women have two types of bathing suit available to them: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy

women take clothing much ore seriously than men. Men never walk into a party and say ‘oh, my god, I’m so embarrassed…get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.’

Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door

If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious

The cocoon to butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports

When four or more women get together, they talk about men

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly

Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women

Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem

‘get out’ and ‘I never want to see you again’ might sound like a challenge. However, one of the most effective calls is, ‘I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.’

Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes

Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something form his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk

Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. with female menopause you gain weight and get hot flushes. With male menopause you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays I sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony

2006-10-21 16:58:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I want to know which is more popular: rap or rock
i personally like rock

2006-10-21 16:58:15 · 43 answers · asked by Eric Green 2 in Music

Mine personally would be Motley Crue's Tommy Lee.HE IS FINE!!!!!

2006-10-21 16:57:36 · 18 answers · asked by mayFRE$H! 4 in Music

just wondering... indian, arabic, spanish,... etc

2006-10-21 16:57:07 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My friend told me that i could some how get a movie on my phone..... is that true? if so how?

2006-10-21 16:57:03 · 7 answers · asked by Kenny Mccormick 2 in Movies

What types of lyric's would really catch your attention? True life stories, fantasy, or love...................

2006-10-21 16:56:57 · 10 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Music

Cosby sees the "profitble racism industry" for what it is. As long as those who profit from blacks maintaining the victim mentality such as record labels, the fashion industry and those like Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and then Farroukhan and the racist Islamic religion who still take slaves from Africa in shackels to Saudi Arabia to live like pigs... Blacks are critical of Colin Powell, C . Rice and have publicly called them puppets for whites....Allen Keyes , who ran for President a few years ago, received most of his support from middle income whites who recognize Mr Keyes for the leader that he is....yet blacks make fun of him....Rid yourself of the gangsta cultural poison....take off those shackles that liberals have on your hands and feet just like saudi slave trades do buy telling you that you are NOT GOOD ENOUGH to achieve greatness on your own with out affirmative action

2006-10-21 16:56:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i was off monday and i saw thess kinda old movies called tammy and the bachelor and tammy and the millionaire on amc. they were really cute and sweet and i wanted to buy them. does anyone know if they're on dvd or if they're going to be on dvd???

2006-10-21 16:56:42 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Or just coincidences?

2006-10-21 16:56:27 · 11 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Outgoing or shy?

I'm shy and I hate it..

2006-10-21 16:56:25 · 27 answers · asked by Maria AKA one of a kind 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-21 16:56:07 · 16 answers · asked by Maji 3 in Movies

(why?)

2006-10-21 16:55:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

(Pick which ever situation u think u could actually see happening to u. So if u don't go to school, think of the second scenario.)
U just realized that u forgot to do your big school project that is due the next day
OR
u were supposed to pick up a friend and u totally forgot.
Which would u most likely say?
A) Oh my gosh, fiddlesticks!, oh no, or holy cow!
B) Crap!, Shoot, or dang
C)holy s*** or sh*t
D)da*n, fu*k
E) Other:________
i know this is a random question, but isn't that what this category is for? lol! I would probably say crap or shoot, so I go with B.

2006-10-21 16:55:45 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-21 16:55:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-21 16:55:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

wich months have 28 days?

2006-10-21 16:54:03 · 10 answers · asked by Giuseppe Stefanno 1 in Other - Entertainment

I'm just so cool aren't I?

2006-10-21 16:54:03 · 21 answers · asked by Gil 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-21 16:53:46 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My favorite old Nickelodeon show is Hey Dude!! Or Are you Afraid of the Dark, the best episode was when there was a girl stuck in the house and would write help me all over the walls!!

2006-10-21 16:53:46 · 35 answers · asked by Muggle 3 in Television

2006-10-21 16:53:22 · 21 answers · asked by learningnewthings 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-21 16:52:12 · 19 answers · asked by Cheer4Life 1 in Music

2006-10-21 16:52:05 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-21 16:52:00 · 15 answers · asked by kman1830 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-21 16:51:56 · 9 answers · asked by E_Soup 5 in Polls & Surveys

List your favorite TV shows.

2006-10-21 16:51:14 · 33 answers · asked by b20_teg 1 in Television

ok out of these, i hate them all but its funny. my fav would probably be paris.
1) paris hilton
2) nicole ritchie
3) the old pam anderson

2006-10-21 16:50:38 · 14 answers · asked by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 in Celebrities

i'm watching it now and don't know what to think yet!

2006-10-21 16:50:22 · 9 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Movies

It's R&B, I'm trying to find the artist(s) with these lyrics: I don't ever wanna stop loving you girl so don't you ever stop being my world, I don't ever wanna stop loving you boy so don't you ever stop bringing me joy...It was released in either 2005, or 2006

2006-10-21 16:50:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I looking for some love obsessive love song. Songs that talk about things like stalking, suicidal thoughts over a girl, willing to do anything to get the person, etc. Preferably within the rock or trip-hop genre. And before I can't a whole buch of hate responses- I just happen to like songs with that subject (Jay Jay Johanson and Stabbing Westward have alot of songs like that and they are 2 of my favorite artist) and not to make a CD to stalk someone, lol ;p

2006-10-21 16:50:06 · 14 answers · asked by akwardlykewl 2 in Music

2006-10-21 16:49:40 · 20 answers · asked by KatGuy 7 in Polls & Surveys