men like to barbecue. men will cook if danger is involved
men who have pierced eras are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry
marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. in a world where there are more women then men, it pays to recycle
men are very confident people. usually they are so confident that when they watch sports on television, they think that if they concentrate they can help their team
men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. not being the first is upsetting to their psyches
the way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else
a good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. these men usually have jobs and bathe
men love watches with multiple functions, preferably ones that have a combination address book, telescope and piano
men are sensitive in strange ways. if a man built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally
men are brave enough to go to war, but they are not brave enough to get a bikini wax
men have an easier time buying bathing suits
women have two types of bathing suit available to them: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy
women take clothing much ore seriously than men. Men never walk into a party and say ‘oh, my god, I’m so embarrassed…get me out of here. There’s another man wearing a black tuxedo.’
Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door
If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious
The cocoon to butterfly theory only works on cocoons and butterflies
When four or more men get together, they talk about sports
When four or more women get together, they talk about men
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly
Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women
Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem
‘get out’ and ‘I never want to see you again’ might sound like a challenge. However, one of the most effective calls is, ‘I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.’
Only men who have worn a ski suit understand how complicated it is for a woman to go to the bathroom when she’s wearing a jumpsuit
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes
Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man tries something form his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. with female menopause you gain weight and get hot flushes. With male menopause you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That’s why men need instant replays I sports. They’ve already forgotten what happened
Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony
2006-10-21 16:58:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
more man facts........
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Adam was created first to give him a chance to say something.
Men are like dog turds; the older they get, the easier they are to pick up.
Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Men are like lava lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.
Men do too get PMS:
Penis Malfunction Syndrome.
Pre-Middle aged Syndrome.
Post Macho Syndrome.
2006-10-21 19:00:27 · answer #1 · answered by kimandchris2 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
hmmmm man? most of men in the world are still a boy. not every mom can grow boy to good man. why? because not a single woman can teach how boy should grow, she can only teach a girl how should she grow. the father in the family who are unfortunately mostly still boy, off course having difficulties preparing another boy to grow up. how come, he himself is not yet growing. there you go, you know, how difficult being a wife, a mother and also a lover. usually woman only can do one thing, be a good mother.
2006-10-21 17:06:20 · answer #2 · answered by aquamarine 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, for those who relatively feel approximately it, obeying God is exceptional on your lifestyles and that frequently the exceptional rationale to obey him. When Jesus comes into your lifestyles, he offers you vigour to conquer sin. If you decide on a lifetime of sin, which as you assert we're all trapped in, your lifestyles shall be an unsatisfied one. God wishes us to obey Him since we will be able to be freed from our sin if we accomplish that. The Bible says that God does no longer wish any person to perish however that every one must repent and be stored. God speaks to each center and we ought to take the accountability to realize and obey God. God speaks to every one at their possess stage. Jesus died for "whosoever will'. I, myself, am a 'whosoever'. Everyone is. No you will hold God's commandments, you're proper approximately that. But we don't seem to be underneath the Law; we're underneath grace. You are so much too tough on your self and on God too. What extra would Jesus do however die at the pass, conquer dying and provide us the Holy Spirit to advisor us? If you're misplaced, it isn't God's fault, nor His Will. He has made that very transparent within the NT. God won't holiday down the door in your center; he knocks. You have got to open it. Under Grace, it's Faith that pleases God; absolutely no longer best obedience as Jesus had stern warnings to the Pharisees who saved the regulation 'flawlessly'. Keeping God's legislation does no longer retailer us. Faith and obedience as we know the way at our possess stage in our lives pleases God.
2016-09-01 00:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by boyington 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good going Juan. a 10
2006-10-21 17:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men Are Like Shrimp you take away the head and the rest you keep!
2006-10-21 17:00:13 · answer #5 · answered by .. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You obviously don't know the difference between a fact and a stereotype.
2006-10-21 17:10:07 · answer #6 · answered by Vianka 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked your list.
2006-10-21 17:04:39 · answer #7 · answered by guitar girl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's the same list I have. I think you got'em all ! Good Luck ! :)
2006-10-21 16:59:44 · answer #8 · answered by tysavage2001 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is great! I am emailing it to my son!
2006-10-21 17:04:10 · answer #9 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
shut up boy
2006-10-21 17:01:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋