Entertainment & Music - 19 October 2006

I love tattoos and piercings...any guys enjoy them to?

2006-10-19 13:57:46 · 21 answers · asked by Jessie 1 in Music

is it just me or does anyone else think oprah w. head is getting to big. give me a break, gayle and oprahs big adventure, and do we always have to know how much she weighs. please girl.

2006-10-19 13:57:22 · 6 answers · asked by donna r 3 in Television

2006-10-19 13:56:45 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

...do you have so many that you sometimes look in your lingerie drawer and think, "Wow, I forgot I had this!" and it's like getting something new? lol

2006-10-19 13:56:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

You know what i mean, you let the cd run after the last song and then a song starts up. my favorite is probably "open my eyes" on Buckcherry's "Time Bomb".

2006-10-19 13:56:14 · 9 answers · asked by Ryan S 2 in Music

More Then The 50 Million, That He Offered Her In The Divorce, B/C He Is Worth 1.5 Billion. They Were Only Married For Four Years.

2006-10-19 13:55:19 · 21 answers · asked by tinkerbell 6 in Polls & Surveys

Which do you like the most?

2006-10-19 13:54:49 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thanks =]

2006-10-19 13:54:37 · 10 answers · asked by trixabelle29 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-19 13:54:03 · 7 answers · asked by snoboarder2k6 3 in Television

2006-10-19 13:53:47 · 14 answers · asked by Coffeyvillian 3 in Music

sounds familiar?
thanks.

2006-10-19 13:52:59 · 4 answers · asked by Guy 1 in Music

I know!!!!!!!!!
And it easy 2 if you ever find out your going to feel realy stupid 4 not getting it!!!!

2006-10-19 13:52:15 · 28 answers · asked by shortydhg 2 in Jokes & Riddles

A New York City lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.

Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.

Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"

Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,

"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."

2006-10-19 13:52:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know there are jokes about girl's hair color. Like for blondes they are dumb blonde jokes. What are the kinds of jokes for brunettes and redheads?

2006-10-19 13:51:57 · 5 answers · asked by Avani 3 in Jokes & Riddles

my questions not come up on the polls list ???

2006-10-19 13:51:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

can you rap homes?
matthew mathers is pretty much done.
just dont go on and on about your mama.
thanks.....

2006-10-19 13:51:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

farva,ramathorn, mac,foster, or rabbit...and where can i find a brown cop uniform

2006-10-19 13:50:20 · 6 answers · asked by norwood 2 in Movies

Is Jennfer Lopez mixed with black, spanish, and native american? She looks like it.

2006-10-19 13:50:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

LIFE PATH NUMBERS R 5 & 6

Do we go together ? because I am falling fast!!

2006-10-19 13:50:12 · 5 answers · asked by Good Heart 2 in Horoscopes

MY PARENTS ARE WERID WHATS UP WIT THEM

2006-10-19 13:50:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

An out of work pianist with Tourettes Syndrome is strolling around
the streets and bars of Soho one unemployed afternoon.

Walking down Dean Street he sees a lounge bar with a sign in the
window ''Pianist wanted for evening performances''.

''Fu**ing get in there you c*nt!'' he says to himself and goes to
the bar. ''Get the fu**ing manager of this pigs **it middle class
w*nkhole please you c*nt'', he says to a somewhat startled barman. The
barman however obliges and his manager comes upstairs. ''Can I help you
sir?'' he says ''Yes you can you fat piece of s*it, I saw your poxy
advert
in the c*nting window and I''m here to audition.....w*nker.'' The manager
is
naturally put off by the man''s abrasive manner but his dire need for a
top
class pianist forces him to agree to an audition. The first tune he
Pianist plays is an uplifting jazzy number, not too involving, yet
utterly
melodic. At the end the thrilled barman cries, ''Wonderful, wonderful.
What
was that called?'' ''That song was called "Excuse me prime minister but I

just j*zzed in your daughter''s eye, and now the c*nts blind...''

''Oh'' says the manager ''err, can you play me another. Something a little

less "lively". ''W*nker..'' interjects the pianist before launching into
a
powerful ballad which leaves the manager in tears. The manager through
his
salty teardrops asks him the title.

''That little number was called "Sometimes when you do a bird up the
sh*t
box you get cr*p on your bell end.'' I see'' says the manager, ''Have you
got
any songs with less offensive titles?'' ''Well there''s my jazz number "Do

you want me to split your r*ngpiece", or there''s the epic "I don''t care
if
you''re older my dear, you''ve still got nice jugs". ''Look'' says the
manager
interrupting, I think you''re a superb pianist but the title of your
songs
are a little "racy". I will hire you on the condition that you do not
introduce your songs or speak to the audience.'' ''F*ck it'' says the
pianist
''Why not''. On his first night everything is going superbly the crowd
are
lapping up his repertoire and his silence is being received as modesty.


The only thing putting off the pianist is that in the front row there
is a
gorgeous blonde in a black evening dress with a split up the side
revealing the tops of her stockings, and a plunging neckline which
boasts
a proud and inviting cleavage.

During the interval the pianist has got such a stonking hard on that he

decides to go to the bog and knock one out. Just as he has shot his muck

he hears himself being re-introduced over the tannoy, so he rushes back
to
the stage and finishes his act. After the show he is at the bar
relaxing
when the blonde
approaches him.''Hi'' she says. ''Hello'' he winces, struggling to hold in
the

expletives. She leans over and whispers in his ear, ''Do you know your
c*ck
is hanging out of your trousers, and sp*nk is dribbling onto
your shoes?''




''Know it?'' says the pianist putting his beer on the bar confidently,

I f*cking wrote it!!!''

2006-10-19 13:48:29 · 7 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

...the word sounds so c-r-i-m-i-n-a-l..........YIKES!!

2006-10-19 13:48:16 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was very careful in how I worded that question; and it's a shame to have come on this site for FUN and INFORMATIION and fear "violations"....i understand inappropriate questions, but some violations just don't make no sense. And the word VIOLATION has such a 'CRIMINAL' sound to it...

2006-10-19 13:46:38 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

jeffrey's collection was pure genius!!! michaels sucked, and Uli is such a one note!! and laura's was WAAAYYYY too old looking!!

JEFFREY ROCKS!! he so deserved to win!!

2006-10-19 13:46:36 · 9 answers · asked by Klam 2 in Television

I work a desk job and I am not always busy, so I need some good web sites to go on to kinda pass the time. And I am getting WAY to good at solitare....kinda scary! lol! Anyway, so if you know any just let me know
Thanks in advance

2006-10-19 13:46:29 · 22 answers · asked by TNL 4 in Other - Entertainment

hey I really liked one song from one movie but I don't know what is it's name so please if you know that song tell it to me
It is on the ending of the movie "50 first dates"

2006-10-19 13:46:27 · 12 answers · asked by ruzhkata 1 in Music

2006-10-19 13:45:52 · 6 answers · asked by sweething822 2 in Music

2006-10-19 13:45:21 · 20 answers · asked by babygirl 2 in Polls & Surveys

what i wanted for my Eid. (it's a muslim religious holiday) anyways, i don't what i want. any suggustions what i should tell him? don't say cell phone or iPod, cuz i'm not getting either. and don't say "whatever you like to do blah blah blah."

2006-10-19 13:45:12 · 25 answers · asked by HELP! 3 in Polls & Surveys

She did so great at the photos, I was so upset when they eliminated her. They gave jaeda so many chances..... who here agrees with me? Now that AJ is gone who are you rooting for?

2006-10-19 13:44:48 · 4 answers · asked by alohaforever16 3 in Television