A New York City lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street." Saint Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed that this was true.
Saint Peter said, "Well , that's fine, but it's not really quite enough to get you into Heaven." The Lawyer said, "Wait Wait! There's more! Three years ago I also gave a homeless person a quarter." Saint Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment nodded back, affirming this, too, had been verified.
Saint Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel gave the Lawyer a sidelong glance, then said to Saint Peter,
"Let's give him back his 50 cents and tell him to go to Hell."
2006-10-19 13:52:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yeah google does have pretty damn good jokes doesnt it. That is where you got that joke poser
2006-10-19 14:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by heath 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Boy, Lawyers have put themselves in one "HELL" of a mess haven't they..
2006-10-19 20:59:33 · answer #2 · answered by deljack05 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tehe tehe very funny
2006-10-19 20:54:54 · answer #3 · answered by apost 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol good one
2006-10-19 21:25:29 · answer #4 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny !
2006-10-19 20:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pretty good one
2006-10-19 20:57:22 · answer #6 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice.
2006-10-19 21:00:46 · answer #7 · answered by kc 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes very funny....
2006-10-19 21:00:40 · answer #8 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
2006-10-19 21:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by tanjeriney 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahaha.........
2006-10-20 04:36:03 · answer #10 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋