2006-10-19 13:56:45 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
dab a little "I wanna-get-married" cream and rub it in with "I-think-I'm-pregnant" lotion...it usually works
If not try "I-think-i-caught-something" ointment and tell him it's contagious but u think it was from someone else...
if it still does not work tell him u now like girls...and are into animals and bodily harmThat should certify that u r indeed cuckoo!!
2006-10-19 14:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by SUGA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure, come home with another guys ointment on your body, that should really get rid of him, unless he likes you being with other guys.
2016-05-22 03:39:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think they have an ointment but there's a spray you can buy for pests.
2006-10-19 16:00:51 · answer #3 · answered by locatorchic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that is funny. No, get a make over and a younger beau flaunt him like wildflowers.
2006-10-19 14:00:15 · answer #4 · answered by Lucy Lu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a restraining order. That should get rid of him.
2006-10-19 14:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by Nico 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pepper spray?
2006-10-19 14:08:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
KY Jelly. Apply to backside before being ravaged by a large black parolee named 'Dre Murder'.
Your bf will never spreak to you again.
2006-10-19 14:17:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Unfortunately no
2006-10-19 14:07:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you must throw rocks at boys until boy be gone cream is invented
2006-10-19 13:58:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you find it, let me know, im sure it would work on a ex husband as well....if only so easy...lol
2006-10-19 13:59:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋