A handsome guy has no success with women because of his terrible eyesight & he's too vain to wear glasses. He meets a stunning girl at a country club & they go for a walk. Walking down a country lane he secretly takes a pin from under his lapel and sticks it in a tree. They walk on for about a mile, stop, have a bit of a necking session, and begin walking back. 500 yards from the tree he turns to her & says....'Will you you look at that pin sticking out of that tree. The girls astounded to find sure enough the pin in the tree....'You must have fantastic eyesight to see that pin from 500 yards,' she says impressed. They decide to take a short cut over a field and a bull starts to charge them.....' Run' she says and does off. The guy grabs the bull by the horns and a fierce struggle takes place. After half an hour the bull gives up and trots off. The girl says...'That was the bravest thing i've seen'...He says.....'Darlin', if I had got the bas**rd off his bike I would have killed him!'
2006-10-19
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