A handsome guy has no success with women because of his terrible eyesight & he's too vain to wear glasses. He meets a stunning girl at a country club & they go for a walk. Walking down a country lane he secretly takes a pin from under his lapel and sticks it in a tree. They walk on for about a mile, stop, have a bit of a necking session, and begin walking back. 500 yards from the tree he turns to her & says....'Will you you look at that pin sticking out of that tree. The girls astounded to find sure enough the pin in the tree....'You must have fantastic eyesight to see that pin from 500 yards,' she says impressed. They decide to take a short cut over a field and a bull starts to charge them.....' Run' she says and does off. The guy grabs the bull by the horns and a fierce struggle takes place. After half an hour the bull gives up and trots off. The girl says...'That was the bravest thing i've seen'...He says.....'Darlin', if I had got the bas**rd off his bike I would have killed him!'
2006-10-19 14:56:05 · 11 answers · asked by kev3753 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For Dave J...........Sorry to have upset you....but hey!!...get a pin!!!
2006-10-19 15:06:58 · update #1
My apologies to people that need glasses that I may have offended. No harm meant...It's only a joke!!
2006-10-20 02:03:50 · update #2
haha where did you get that sooo funny thanks for the laugh
2006-10-19 15:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by nendlin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats fuuuuuunnnnyyyy!
2006-10-19 22:49:49 · answer #2 · answered by Stands Alone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I could only read the big writing at the top , i thought you were describing me !
2006-10-20 01:57:42 · answer #3 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Taking the piss out of us glasses wearers is not funny...
Couldnt you make it topical and say include some gays or muslim women while they were walking?
2006-10-19 22:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol....... I wear glasses as well, get a grip Dave, your just being MARDY
2006-10-20 01:55:56 · answer #5 · answered by mams brown eyed gel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked your jole. It was funny!!!
And I wear glasses.
2006-10-19 22:58:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
almost funny ha haaa no
2006-10-20 03:58:57 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-10-19 22:03:00 · answer #8 · answered by angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one.
2006-10-19 21:59:36 · answer #9 · answered by nemo_lover101 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is one to remember
2006-10-19 22:00:35 · answer #10 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋