Entertainment & Music - 18 October 2006

2006-10-18 08:41:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

don't you sometimes wonder how someone can put a thumbs down next to a question or answer...that does not evoke any feeling whatsoever? Just asking... don't mind the downs or ups...

2006-10-18 08:40:46 · 22 answers · asked by klontinmybroek 1 in Polls & Surveys

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you.
8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please."

2006-10-18 08:40:35 · 15 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

IT WAS MYSELF, A HOT THIN CHICK AND BIG FAT WOMAN SCARFING DOWN A SACK OF MCDONALD'S BIG MACS. ALL OF A SUDDEN, IT STARTED TO STINK. OBVIOUSLY, SOMEONE FARTED, WHO DO YOU THINK IT WAS???

2006-10-18 08:40:29 · 14 answers · asked by MR. RETARDO IX 2 in Polls & Surveys

I have asked this question before. I do not want this to go out of peoples minds, so I am asking it again. 29 Republican Congressman went to Coneleeza Rice to demand that she not turn them over to the Mexican autorities.

I want to know why more Democrats are not helping. This is not an attempt to bash Democrats it is an attempt to make them do the right thing.

2006-10-18 08:40:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-10-18 08:40:03 · 2 answers · asked by angel_babe_031288 1 in Other - Entertainment

Are they still together?

2006-10-18 08:39:58 · 2 answers · asked by forensics_girl78 2 in Television

2006-10-18 08:39:41 · 26 answers · asked by jezzabelley 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A Mexican in a bar drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces He says, "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass twice."
An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces.? He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."
The Texan, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice."

>>> God Bless America!

2006-10-18 08:39:31 · 7 answers · asked by Fangs_4u 2 in Jokes & Riddles

There are some white kids at my school that go around telling other white kids that they're "so white."

Who thinks thats completely stupid?

2006-10-18 08:39:26 · 20 answers · asked by candy 2 in Polls & Surveys

For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure at work, earwax build up, poor blood pressure or anything else I could think of......

But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. That leaves 48 million to do the work, of which there are 29 million employed by the federal government. That leaves 19 million to do the work. There are 2.8 million in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin Laden. That leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 14.4 million people who work for the state and city governments. That leaves us 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. That leaves 1,212,000 to do the work. Now there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves 2 people - You and me and there you are, sitting on your butt at your computer, reading jokes ----

Nice --- Real Nice!!!!!!

2006-10-18 08:39:21 · 4 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Jokes & Riddles

It pains me with its terribleness. I know there are a bunch of people that like Carlos Mencia, but those people are all brain-dead morons. We all get it. You’re Hispanic. You have a big, lazy family that jumped the fence to get into America and can only do menial migrant labor in the fields. That’s it…oh, and you like to say “beaner” and “retarded”. That encompasses every single joke on the show. If you understand those stereotypes, you have just watched every previous Mind of Mencia and every one that will be made. Another thing is that the commercials constantly tell me how he is not afraid to say anything, “Announcer: Carlos Mencia says just what people are thinking, but are afraid to say…Carlos: I was going to pick strawberries in a field, but I am so lazy!” NO WAY! I was thinking that, and he said it! If you have to constantly tout the fact that you are “irreverant”, guess what? You aren’t.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?Juan on Juan…I’m offensive! wow

2006-10-18 08:38:58 · 7 answers · asked by betty 1 in Television

Mine is.....
Your arms are warm they make me feel, as if they're made of cold, cold steel. A simple kiss like a turning key, a little click- and the locks on me. Can't move my arms, can't lift my hands- I won't admit to where I am, i know baybeee.... I'M IN CHAINS.

It's pi**ing me right off, love the song, but need a distraction!

2006-10-18 08:38:45 · 65 answers · asked by Coley 4 in Music

how would you decribe the feeling you get when your around your partner?

2006-10-18 08:38:25 · 19 answers · asked by charlie w 2 in Polls & Surveys

Please, realistic ideas only, thanks!

2006-10-18 08:37:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It reduces stress

3. It leads to more honest communications.

4. It reduces complaints about low pay.

5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

8. It encourages carpooling.

9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.

10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

11. It makes fellow employees look better.

12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.

14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

2006-10-18 08:37:32 · 14 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 08:37:12 · 5 answers · asked by JM 1 in Television

Did you watch this show? If so, do you like it?

2006-10-18 08:36:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Are you fond of your job? If not, what would you rather be doing? (Besides sitting at home on your ***)

2006-10-18 08:36:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Please tell me one

2006-10-18 08:36:10 · 4 answers · asked by Schkitzboy 2 in Music

2006-10-18 08:36:04 · 18 answers · asked by IslandAngel64 3 in Polls & Surveys

This guy visits doctor and tells him that his wife doesn't want to have sex with him for the last 7 months. The doc tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her wife comes and doctor asks her what's wrong and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband.
The wife tells him, "For the last 7 months every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take 'or what.'
"When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so I take a 'or what.'
"Back home again I take the cab and I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what.'
'So you see doc when I get home I'm all tired out, and I don't want it any more."
The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, "So are we going to tell your husband or what?"

2006-10-18 08:35:26 · 20 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-18 08:35:08 · 2 answers · asked by chris f 1 in Other - Entertainment

Somebody asked a question about a commercial for Trivial Pursuit 80's edition .... I was just wondering .... How many of these Stars from the 80's (picture included)can you identify? http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/eightiesedition_big.jpg Thanks .. I can only recognize a couple (like Kareem)

2006-10-18 08:34:57 · 15 answers · asked by confused 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 08:33:41 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-10-18 08:33:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

just cuz theyre mean

2006-10-18 08:33:13 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

man have I !!..thanx~

2006-10-18 08:32:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 08:31:56 · 27 answers · asked by bstr8upwitme 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-18 08:31:48 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music