. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
2006-10-18 08:37:32 · 14 answers · asked by ☺Smiley☺ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes! i'm printing this out and posting it outside of HR!
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2006-10-18 08:41:04 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
in ordinary terms 2 element i'm going to declare, you're able to be able to desire to end eating, a million.Its injury your existence (actual injury your status] 2.Its consume your liver. Your tell 14points to drink. If above point out 2 is injury ed you cant get above 14s so think of and dont drink.........
2016-12-08 16:56:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15. less focus at work
16. more fights
17. more rapes/sex
18. lawsuits
19. DUI before/after work hours
20. Employees look a lot more attractive (this includes married ones)
21. looks very professional
2006-10-18 08:42:40 · answer #3 · answered by caballero5792 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the bloke who wrote this must really be a rookie, if you gotta drink at work, QUIT,GET OUT OF THERE. BEFORE YOU MAKE A COMPLETE *** OF YOUR SELF / AND OR GET HURT SERIOUSLY. the job aint worth it, and the rest of the folks around you dont want you stinkin up the joint with booze if you cant carry the load. drunk workers aint funny theyre dangerous!!
2006-10-18 08:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by robert r 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I love it! I am forwarding it to my boss! perhaps he will take my suggestion and I will finally get that promotion! I'll let you know what happens.
Thanks smiley!!!!!
2006-10-18 10:21:17 · answer #5 · answered by Wilson Wilson 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he now i know - and 2mrw onwards i will be drinking 500 ml prior going duty
2006-10-18 08:39:39 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No question? okay well, I just got 2 free points. : )
funny
Heck yes I'd vote for you! -Napoleon Dynamite
2006-10-18 08:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by CareBear 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeah im allowed to drink at my job. its cool. no one gets drunk though.. or at least not that much.
2006-10-18 08:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by raiseurglasshigh42morrowwedie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great, we should all drink at work!
2006-10-18 08:57:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it! Some people I know work like that already . . . . . catering, it's notorious!!!
2006-10-18 08:39:26 · answer #10 · answered by Gardenclaire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋