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For a couple of years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure at work, earwax build up, poor blood pressure or anything else I could think of......

But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school. That leaves 48 million to do the work, of which there are 29 million employed by the federal government. That leaves 19 million to do the work. There are 2.8 million in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin Laden. That leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from that total the 14.4 million people who work for the state and city governments. That leaves us 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals. That leaves 1,212,000 to do the work. Now there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

That leaves 2 people - You and me and there you are, sitting on your butt at your computer, reading jokes ----

Nice --- Real Nice!!!!!!

2006-10-18 08:39:21 · 4 answers · asked by pooterosa 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

4 answers

now we are even 13 minutes ago you were on here writing this joke...lol

2006-10-18 08:54:10 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 6 · 0 0

Alright

2006-10-18 09:14:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah we too are special always u know honey, ha ha

2006-10-18 08:41:11 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0 0

lol

2006-10-18 11:45:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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