Entertainment & Music - 14 October 2006

got some slow bossa nova going

2006-10-14 12:46:25 · 10 answers · asked by nev 4 in Music

Let me know what you think, but remember we are all the same!
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.


Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." -A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain'tgonnabelievethisshit....


Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides



HAVE A GREAT DAY

2006-10-14 12:45:48 · 21 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Jokes & Riddles

has anyone ever heard of Buddy Jewell???? hes a country singer. i'm asking this question because i feel like i am the only one that has heard of him.

2006-10-14 12:45:08 · 14 answers · asked by i <3 you 1 in Celebrities

if ur not famous, then don't answer the ******* question just to get the kicks and laughs out of it! be honest and truthful please!

2006-10-14 12:45:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

mine is the Everly Brothers - i LOVE "Bye Bye Love," and 'All I Have To Do Is Dream'

2006-10-14 12:45:01 · 6 answers · asked by kimandchris2 5 in Music

2006-10-14 12:44:44 · 8 answers · asked by joanne w 1 in Music

Adam Brody or Ashton Kutcher

2006-10-14 12:44:20 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

and one that you hate?

I love the new commercials during
Superbowl Sunday...

I hate the burger king one with the big
headed king catching football..how dumb!

2006-10-14 12:44:09 · 24 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 12:43:31 · 27 answers · asked by Harry Manback 2 in Polls & Surveys

he is an awesome actor, from Quadrophenia to Scum to the Lion, the witch and the wardrobe...

2006-10-14 12:43:29 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-10-14 12:41:36 · 3 answers · asked by ameagleboy10 1 in Music

When I am looking up movie times, sometimes [RWC/DVS ] appears next to a movie. What does that mean?

2006-10-14 12:40:54 · 5 answers · asked by Hearts 2 in Movies

Who hasn't got a problem with the rubik's cube???

2006-10-14 12:40:41 · 9 answers · asked by kiki 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-10-14 12:40:27 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-10-14 12:39:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

or from ya?

2006-10-14 12:39:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 12:38:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 12:38:01 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Could a Leo and an Aries make a good couple? Or could a Leo and a Libra be a better couple?

2006-10-14 12:36:46 · 10 answers · asked by Nic 2 in Horoscopes

2006-10-14 12:36:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I loved this show and now am really disappointed that it's cancelled! I love Ray Liotta and watch whatever he's in and Virginia Madsen was great in it also. What happened?

2006-10-14 12:36:14 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-10-14 12:35:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-10-14 12:35:44 · 30 answers · asked by Special 5 in Polls & Surveys

I need to make my fingers Stronger, Faster and more Coordinated. When i play My fingers are clumbsy slow and somtimes hit the wrong string or fret. Can you gyts tell me how to make them fast more accurate and stronger?

2006-10-14 12:35:33 · 6 answers · asked by Pat 4 in Music

Its close to midnight and something evils lurking in the dark
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart
You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,
Youre paralyzed

2006-10-14 12:35:01 · 8 answers · asked by hi 5 in Music

2006-10-14 12:34:53 · 3 answers · asked by mikey 1 in Movies

2006-10-14 12:34:51 · 11 answers · asked by ev3rlazt3nluv 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-14 12:34:50 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

few hours playing around on YA?

2006-10-14 12:34:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I do and I like them even more when I'm with someone

2006-10-14 12:33:21 · 12 answers · asked by itspink22@sbcglobal.net 6 in Movies