Entertainment & Music - 14 October 2006

-tell me how
-get into hollywood
-how to get an agent

2006-10-14 16:12:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A shepherd was tending his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a dust cloud approached at high speed, out of which emerged a shiny silver BMW. The driver, a young man in an Armani suit, Ferragamo shoes, the latest Polarized sunglasses and a tightly knotted power tie, poked his head out the window and asked the shepherd, "Hey! If I can tell you how many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

The shepherd looked at the man, then glanced at his peacefully grazing flock and answered, "Sure."

The driver parked his car, plugged his microscopic cell phone into a laptop and briskly surfed to a GPS satellite navigation system on the Internet and initiated a remote body-heat scan of the area. While the computer was occupied, he sent some e-mail via his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, nodded solemnly at the responses. Finally, he printed a 150 page report on the little laser printer in his glove compartment, turned to the shepherd, waving the sheaves of paper, and pronounced “You have exactly 1,586 sheep."

"Impressive. One of my sheep is yours." said the shepherd.

He watched the young man select an animal and bundle it into his car. Then the shepherd said: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my sheep?"

Pleased to meet a fellow sportsman, the young man replied "You’re on."

"You are a consultant." said the shepherd without hesitation.

"That's correct," said the young man, impressed. "How ever did you guess?"

"It wasn’t a guess," replied the shepherd. "You drive into my field uninvited. You ask me to pay you for information I already know, answer questions I haven’t asked, and you know nothing about my business. Now give me back my dog."

2006-10-14 16:10:57 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

If you watch him in some videos, he runs so fast through the lane possibly because of the hype from the audience. Kobe is better because he is calm, hated, and insanely fun to watch.

2006-10-14 16:10:42 · 6 answers · asked by 120 IQ 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-14 16:10:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

it goes like this but i don't know all the words. all that's lef is a band of gold just a band of gold. on our honeymoon we slept in different rooms all there was was a lot of blue. Sorry that's all i know!

2006-10-14 16:10:12 · 7 answers · asked by Barney101 2 in Music

1.Spend one night living out your sexual fantasy
2.get 10 minutes in your favorite store getting what you want for free
3.get revenge on an ex love

2006-10-14 16:09:50 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A star, a square, a triangle... all with numbers and letters... gold rush... what do I do with it to decode?

2006-10-14 16:09:45 · 4 answers · asked by luvmysaviour2002 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-14 16:09:32 · 42 answers · asked by evian 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 16:09:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

This is an official poll

2006-10-14 16:08:53 · 17 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

wat song here r some of the lyrices i kno its country music and some guys sings it... who sings this song?? also wat is the name of the song??


"Unsinkable ships sink
Unbreakable walls break
Sometimes the things you think could never happen
Happens just like that
Unbendable steel bends
If the fury of the wind is unstoppable
I've learned to never underestimate
The impossible"

2006-10-14 16:08:37 · 18 answers · asked by ღ~♥~ღKCღ~♥~ღ 2 in Music

what do you plan for a teen halloween party

2006-10-14 16:08:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Where do composers of funny and humorous songs congregate, showcase? Are there groups. clubs in ther NYC area? Contests? Other opportunities?

I'm in QUEENS COUNTY, NYC

2006-10-14 16:07:34 · 1 answers · asked by Legandivori 7 in Music

2006-10-14 16:07:33 · 4 answers · asked by Rachel M 3 in Movies

2006-10-14 16:07:12 · 5 answers · asked by Alotta F 2 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is smelling vanilla and lavender. Whats yours?

2006-10-14 16:07:07 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 16:06:38 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend.

They "entertain themselves" for hours, and afterwards, while they're just laying there, the phone rings.

Since it's her house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover watches her and listens intently, only hearing her side of the conversation.

Speaking in a cheery voice, she says, "Hello? Oh, hi! I'm so glad that you called. Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you!

That sounds terrific! Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye, bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh," she replies, "that was my husband. He was telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

♥

2006-10-14 16:05:54 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

What is this movie about?

2006-10-14 16:05:10 · 4 answers · asked by bubble toes 2 in Movies

2006-10-14 16:04:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 16:04:21 · 14 answers · asked by Carmen 1 in Television

I ride my bicycle past your door last night I rollerskated to your door at midnight... I know its melanie something

2006-10-14 16:04:15 · 8 answers · asked by jdykman44 1 in Music

coke/pepsi?
spork/spoon?
destiny/Destiny's Child?
faith/proof?
Christian/Agnostic?
laid back/uptight?
preppy/gothic?
chocolate/vanilla?
group hugs/keep your hands to yourself?
"just say no to drugs"/ "puff, puff, pass"?
kids/no kids?
cute but psycho/ ugly but sweet?
Tooth Fairy/Easter Bunny?
research papers: do it yourself/ hire someone else?
Nerds: future rulers of the world/ people asking for a wedgie?
Mr/Ms "Right"/ Mr/Ms "Right Now"?
Gay/Straight?
"knowledge is power"/ "screw school I'm sleepin' in"?
Paris Hilton: just PLAYING dumb/ really IS dumb?
My survey: fun/annoying and stupid?

2006-10-14 16:03:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm currently listening to "Girlfriend is Better"

2006-10-14 16:02:24 · 6 answers · asked by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 in Music

Hi answerers,
I've been reading articles online about Canada legalizing medical marijuana for: Glaucoma, MS, Aids,Diabetes & other medical problems. I am wondering what the Yahoo community thinks! Thanks ahead of time & have a good day! :0)

2006-10-14 16:01:29 · 9 answers · asked by dousmokedoobies69 6 in Other - Entertainment

2006-10-14 16:01:23 · 12 answers · asked by john s 2 in Movies

If you are saved, will Jesus Christ ever leave you, or take away the Holly Spirit from out of your heart? If so,where you really saved in the first place? And if sin causes you to loose your salvation,then are you trying to live by your works, trying to be good enought? One more thing, If sin causes you to loose your salvation, are you sin free? Do you still sin, because how will you truly know you are saved?

2006-10-14 16:01:15 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ok so I'm looking for a DuckTales episode/movie/mini seris thing... i want to find the episodes were they find aztec gold and temple. Do you know it? i can't find or remenber the name of it... so if you can tell me the name and/or where to find it, that would be great!!! thanks for your time and help.

2006-10-14 16:00:48 · 5 answers · asked by lmflores8 2 in Television

2006-10-14 15:59:44 · 22 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-14 15:59:29 · 8 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys