b-I-t-c-h (bich) n
female: the woman who stole your boyfriend
male: the hot, sexy chick at reception
butt (but) n
female: the body part that every item of clothing makes 'look bigger.'
male: the organ of mooning, farting, and number two-ing
commitment (ko-mit-ment) n
female: the desire to marry and raise a family
male: a female specific term; not relevant to the male species
entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n
female: a good movie, concert, play or book
male: anything involving alcohol, table tops, and women dressed in material only half an inch in width
communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n
female: the sharing of emotions and deep seated feeling with ones partner
male: the sharing of jokes with ones pals
flatulence: (flach-u-lents) n
female: a by product of digestion
male: an endless source of entertainment, self expression and male bonding
making love (may-king luv) n
female: the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve
male: what men must remember to call ‘making love’ to entice a women to do so
needs: (need-z) n
female: the delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled n a relationship
male: food, sex and beer
taste: (tayst) v
female: something you do frequently to whatever you’re cooking, to make sure its good
male: something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out
thingy: (thing-ee) n
female: any part of a cars mechanics
male: any part of the female anatomy
vulnerable: (vul-ne-ra-bull) adj
female: fully opening up ones self to emotionally to another
male: playing gridiron without a ball protector
2006-10-14
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