Entertainment & Music - 11 October 2006

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anyone thinks this joke is funny???

my friend told me this joke so i wanted to share it:

Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I call mine "Sex". Sex is a very embarrassing name, but I never knew HOW embarrassing until one day I took Sex for a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for him. A police officer came along and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I was looking for Sex."

My court case comes up next Thursday.

One day I went to City Hall to get a license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted, I told him I wanted a license for Sex. He said "I would like to have one too!" When I said "But this is a dog," he said he didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was two years old."

He replied, "You must have been a strong boy."

When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole lifestyle revolves around Sex."

He said he did not want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in a church. I told him everyone coming to the wedding would enjoy having Sex there. The next day we were married by the Justice of the Peace. My family is barred from the church.

My wife and I took the dog along with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the motel I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and myself and a special room for Sex. The clerk said that every room in the Motel is for Sex. Then I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night", and the clerk said,"Me too."

One day I told my friend that I had Sex on TV. He said, "Show off!" I told him it was a contest, and he told me I should have sold tickets.

When my wife and I separated we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married" and the Judge said, "Me too."

When I told him that after I was married Sex had left me, he said, "Me too."

Well now I've been thrown in jail, been married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever gambled for. Why just the other day when I went for my first visit with the psychiatrist and she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?"

I replied, "Well, Sex has died and left my life. It's like losing a best friend and it's so lonely."

The doctor said, "Look Mister, you and I both know that sex isn't man's best friend. Why not get yourself a dog?"

2006-10-11 12:17:58 · 20 answers · asked by boricua(787) 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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"Grease" vocal ranges...?

Well, my school is going to do "Grease" this year for the musical...
I'm trying to figure out who I should try for...
If anyone happens to know which girls are soprano and which ones are alto, I would be very appreciative!!!

Thanks!

2006-10-11 12:17:43 · 2 answers · asked by No O 3 in Other - Entertainment

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what was the dog's name on Johnny Quest?

what was the dog's name on the Johnny Quest cartoon show?

2006-10-11 12:17:07 · 17 answers · asked by lonewolf8870 2 in Comics & Animation

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Do ya ever just feel a lil naughty on Wednesday nights or what?

dang I might have to go get me a lil tonight people!!!

2006-10-11 12:16:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Sing Along time?

A bit of fun for everyone.

Here we come......
Walking down the street........

Carry it on !

2006-10-11 12:16:40 · 23 answers · asked by Ross B 3 in Music

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Does you like the internet?

2006-10-11 12:15:27 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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qoute a movie?

like mine is ill be back

2006-10-11 12:15:13 · 27 answers · asked by kirk G 1 in Movies

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Is "I predict a riot" by the Kaiser Chiefs an accurate portrayal of night-time town centre life in todays UK?

2006-10-11 12:14:26 · 12 answers · asked by Swampy_Bogtrotter 4 in Music

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Lost Season 1 Help?

where can i watch season 1 online

or do i absoultly have to watch the dvd

2006-10-11 12:14:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

2006-10-11 12:13:53 · 13 answers · asked by sunshine 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever stare at the ceiling and look for patterns?

2006-10-11 12:13:45 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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When is the last time you had your feelings hurt?

2006-10-11 12:13:31 · 29 answers · asked by badgurl 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What is this song?

I'd take another chance, take a fall, Take a shot for you, And I need you like a heart needs a beat.
But it's nothin new
I loved you with a fire red-
Now it's turning blue, and you say...
"Sorry" like the angel heaven let me think was you
But I'm afraid...

2006-10-11 12:13:19 · 5 answers · asked by Ophelia 2 in Music

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What traits did you NOT WANT to pass down to your children and which ones did you WANT to pass down?

I wouldnt want my kids to have my anger, and lack in patience.

But they can have my sexy looks! ...=) Jk

2006-10-11 12:12:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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A conversation with a cop. Funny or not?

Cop pulled me over at 12 midnight and said " Sir , can I see your driver's registration?" (me) "Why , am I a dangerous killer or something. You gonna shot me?" (Cop)"No, sir, I only shoot "cans" with this gun." (me, mocking)" Oh, really what type of cans?" (Cop)" Well ,sir, I shoot mexicans, africans, jamaicans, and puerto-ricans" I complied fully and we parted ways peacefully

2006-10-11 12:12:30 · 10 answers · asked by icyhott4urmind 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Do porn stars ever fall in love with their co-stars?

2006-10-11 12:12:29 · 5 answers · asked by penny4yourthoughts 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Do you evaluate others by their outward appearance(Clothing,expression,etc)rather than learning more about..?

them by speaking to them?

2006-10-11 12:11:49 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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now what??

I ran out of answers for the day now what to do ?

2006-10-11 12:11:24 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how long does it take for tylenol to work?

i forgot to look on bottle and i dont feal like goin down stairs :(

2006-10-11 12:10:45 · 17 answers · asked by BlackHearted 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who is Carly Simon singing about in the song "Your So Vain"?

2006-10-11 12:10:44 · 23 answers · asked by donh 1 in Music

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Isn't this weird?

The major terrorist attack was 9/11 then on 10/11, another plane crash in NYC kills baseball player Cory Lidle.

2006-10-11 12:10:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Have I made people on here mad?

2006-10-11 12:10:09 · 30 answers · asked by ~SSIRREN~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Why doesn't Tyra Banks step down and let Buffie the Body take over her show?

Buffie is so smart, talented and incredibly fine from head to toe. Tyra should give her show to her or a least let Buffie co-host it. The fans demand it !

2006-10-11 12:09:38 · 7 answers · asked by Super Fine Woman 1 in Celebrities

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How many PAC 10 officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2006-10-11 12:09:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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costumes...help!?

for a 13 yr old for halloween which one?

this one?
http://www.partycity.com/cgi-bin/parties/costumes.cgi?parties=Halloween&productstype=Hot%20Hot%20Hot&products=107642&zoom=1&start=&originaltype=

this one?
http://www.partycity.com/cgi-bin/parties/costumes.cgi?parties=Halloween&productstype=Hot%20Hot%20Hot&products=85251&zoom=1&start=&originaltype=

this one?
http://www.partycity.com/cgi-bin/parties/costumes.cgi?parties=Halloween&productstype=Hot%20Hot%20Hot&products=107636&zoom=1&start=&originaltype=

2006-10-11 12:09:28 · 11 answers · asked by Prep♥™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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