Cop pulled me over at 12 midnight and said " Sir , can I see your driver's registration?" (me) "Why , am I a dangerous killer or something. You gonna shot me?" (Cop)"No, sir, I only shoot "cans" with this gun." (me, mocking)" Oh, really what type of cans?" (Cop)" Well ,sir, I shoot mexicans, africans, jamaicans, and puerto-ricans" I complied fully and we parted ways peacefully
2006-10-11
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