2006-10-11 12:13:53 · 13 answers · asked by sunshine 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
A lot of people don't know this but Mickey Mouse is actually the master mind behind the Disney Corporation. Word has it that one night while Walt was drawing a Mickey cartoon, Mickey some how reversed the energy in the pencil and using the eraser end melted Walt's brain. Mickey's been running the company through him ever since (well, until he died). Mickey has used various mind control techniques to get children to beg their parents to go to these Disney theme parks and stand in lines all day in order to ride in a bucket or tea cup.
I know what you are thinking ... that I am crazy. But I beg you to follow these instructions exactly. Go to the kitchen. Get the aluminum foil. Pull out about 5 linear feet worth. Wrap this around your head like a metal turban (if you want you can make little mouse ears in it like I did). Now wear this everywhere for at least 24 hours. The mind control rays will be blocked and you will see that what I have said is 100% true. You can beat this but the first step is admitting you have a problem. Good luck.
2006-10-11 12:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walt Disney (R.I.P) figured it out, friends and family had fun together and once you go on the ride your amazed even though your feet might hurt at the end of the day, hey but that's what the pool and the hot tubs are for!
2006-10-11 12:17:32 · answer #2 · answered by roo69 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Walt Disney was smart enough to figure out that a bunch of hetero breeders WILL come together and partake in a suicide pact. Then, they'll spawn a bunch of demon children who will then force said parents to stand in lines all day with them. *shrugs*
2006-10-11 12:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He learned it during WWII from his buddy Adolph Hitler. That man practically invented waiting in line all day. Just watch the History Channel sometime.
2006-10-11 12:21:32 · answer #4 · answered by mrharderson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By selling eye candy to kids. All those movies make kids go nuts. Then the kids want to meet the supposedly cartoon characters in person and then convince their parents to take them there!!!
2006-10-11 12:16:50 · answer #5 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he isnt the only one every amusment park is like that.but anyways people liked the disney enviornment and they like rides
2006-10-11 12:16:18 · answer #6 · answered by japanese rednek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By having fun rides to ride and fun things to see and do.
2006-10-11 12:15:22 · answer #7 · answered by Marenight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no-no-we made that choice, he just gave us the privilege of doing it and paying them for the fun of doing it
2006-10-11 12:17:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't think he thought about it at all. he just said "build and they will come"
2006-10-11 12:15:20 · answer #9 · answered by Nora G 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have studied under P.T.Barnum.
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2006-10-11 12:18:01 · answer #10 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋