A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the
best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this happened...but then
they danced for the second song too. And the third. By the time the fourth song
came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs. A riot broke
out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail. In court the next week,
the judge asked the best man what happened.
''Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride
between the legs.''
''That must have hurt,'' said the judge.
''No kidding,'' said the best man. ''I broke three of my fingers.''
2006-10-06
03:09:22
·
16 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Jokes & Riddles