This seems to be a great place to pick up random stories to then pass off as your own at a later date! So lets get sharing, I will get the ball rolling:
When I was 10 I went on a day trip to Finland to meet Santa Claus. I met him, had a great time playing on sledges and snow-mobiles. Then ate a Reindeer burger for dinner and puked everywhere!
2006-10-06 03:08:27 · 5 answers · asked by big_roy_lwc 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
When i was a teenager my big brother and i were having a right old barny, i lost my temper and slammed my fists into Mums rather expensive glass coffee table, it broke, i was cut, blood and glass everywhere!!
Brother and i started really freaking at what Mum was gonna say so, we came up with a total bull***t story.
We said i had tripped over our very old cat, Mum was full of sympathy, rushed me to hospital (needed 12 stitches in my hand), she still to this day (some 25 years on) doesn't know the real story!!
2006-10-06 03:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by crofty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when I was about 14 me and my friend were climbing trees after school, we loved one tree a big oak there was a great branch that you could swing off and jump off, any way once when I jumped I still had my school uniform on a long pleated skirt and I jumped off and the skirt some how hooked itself on the branch leaving me hanging legs dangling and skirt holding me on like covering my head, so I was just hanging there knickers and all. this kind person helped me down.
2006-10-06 04:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
When my brother was a teenager he slipped and put his leg through the glass in our livin room door. As you can imagine he was cut to shreds. My mum started takin tiny bits of glass out of his many cuts, i popped in to the kitchen to get a drink when i heard my mum say 'Oooh, stay still, theres another bit'.
The next thing i heard was 'AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH'!!! (my mum screaming)
She'd only gone and pulled a vein out of his leg!!!!!!
2006-10-07 01:42:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i went to brighton once with my family when i was little and i dropped a two pound coin through the pier. well i got really upset so my dad gave me another......... later on when we where walking under the pier i saw my two pund. the waves must have brought it in ...........lucky or what
2006-10-06 04:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by girlsrule137 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When my brother was about 2 and i was sixteen Mum took us shopping. we were in a shoe shop when he looked up at the display and said; 'F***ing hell, elephant slippers.'
At that point mum and i totally lost it and started laughing, we had to leave the shop and left him to follow us!
2006-10-06 03:12:01 · answer #5 · answered by Andromeda Newton™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋