A man comes home from work on Friday afternoon, says to his wife, "honey, I'm going fishing tomorrow morning". She replies, "can I go?". He says "no". She asked "why?" He said, "because you always back out at the last moment." She said to her husband, "I promise I won't back out this time." The man says to his wife, "nope." She replies with this, "I will make a deal with you, if I back out, I'll either give you a BJ or let you put it up my @$$." He said "OK!!!"
The next morning he wakes his wife up and says to her, "come on honey, let's go fishing." The wife replies with, "I'm sorry, I'm too tired, you go with-out me." "HEY" he said, "you made a deal with me, you either have to give me a BJ, or let me put it up your @$$." She said "ok, I'll give you a BJ."
So as she starts sucking on him, she gets up and spits and says, "THAT TASTE LIKE CHIT!" He says to her, "well, the dog didn't want to go either."
2006-10-05
12:26:23
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