A man comes home from work on Friday afternoon, says to his wife, "honey, I'm going fishing tomorrow morning". She replies, "can I go?". He says "no". She asked "why?" He said, "because you always back out at the last moment." She said to her husband, "I promise I won't back out this time." The man says to his wife, "nope." She replies with this, "I will make a deal with you, if I back out, I'll either give you a BJ or let you put it up my @$$." He said "OK!!!"
The next morning he wakes his wife up and says to her, "come on honey, let's go fishing." The wife replies with, "I'm sorry, I'm too tired, you go with-out me." "HEY" he said, "you made a deal with me, you either have to give me a BJ, or let me put it up your @$$." She said "ok, I'll give you a BJ."
So as she starts sucking on him, she gets up and spits and says, "THAT TASTE LIKE CHIT!" He says to her, "well, the dog didn't want to go either."
2006-10-05 12:26:23 · 21 answers · asked by CoWBoY829 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO that was awesome... i have heard some like that before but that was good. Haha nevermind all the pesimists, it was cool.
2006-10-05 12:42:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ray 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha well I don't know if I would call it funny I think it's kind of nasty but whatever floats your boat honey.
2006-10-05 19:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by xnothing_but_the_truthx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow... that was disgusting.........for the dog, the wife, the husband and Baaarrrrffffff meeeee!!!!! But still kind of funny in a sick nasty way.
2006-10-05 19:35:23 · answer #3 · answered by charleegirleuro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vetteleo had me rolling. to bad he might get reported for his comment. it seems a few of us forgot it was just a joke. i heard this one before, but the responses were just as funny.
2006-10-05 21:09:43 · answer #4 · answered by xknyghtmayre 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah funny
i would have liked to go fishing! then make a deal...
2006-10-05 19:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by smed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope not funny at all.
2006-10-05 19:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha lol that's only funny to some of us, ha hah a ha ha & i'm 1 of them lol
2006-10-05 19:31:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA.... He made a deal with a dog too???..... gosh! what is happening to us... human kind?.....human nature....???
hahaha j/k.....
2006-10-05 19:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by L!LO 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD 1
2006-10-05 19:35:18 · answer #9 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my English is bad...i dint know where is the funny part..
2006-10-05 19:29:15 · answer #10 · answered by nono 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋