Unlocking your car
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.
Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They're refuelling.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
2006-09-30
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