Unlocking your car
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde Two: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder! it's starting to rain, and the top is down!
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.
Q: How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q: Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears?
A: They're refuelling.
Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
2006-09-30 08:00:14 · 11 answers · asked by HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here is a few to add to your collection.
Q. What is a blonde upside down?
A. A brunette with bad breath.
Q. Why are all the blondes on the roof?
A. They heard the drinks were on the house.
Q. How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A. Opens the car door.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-30 08:58:12 · answer #1 · answered by l'il mama 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a gredade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: What do blondes and turtles have in common?
A: Once they're on their backs threy're screwed.
Q: Why did the blonde fail her driver's test?
A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the back seat.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a volkswagon?
A: Farfromthinkin
2006-09-30 08:49:55 · answer #2 · answered by April J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call a blonde with pig-tails?
A: A B*** Job with handles!
2006-09-30 08:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by Lynn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha those are cute!!!
Q. What do you call a smart blond?
A. A golden retriever!!
2006-09-30 08:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do people insult blondes?
2006-09-30 17:13:45 · answer #5 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha i love blonde jokes
2006-09-30 08:02:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great jokes, made me laugh my head off!
2006-09-30 08:07:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yawn ! Old jokes...
2006-09-30 08:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by The Dutch 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, classics
2006-09-30 08:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Megan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Good ones! LOL. LOL.
2006-10-02 03:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋