one day an inquisitive little boy went to his mother and asked, 'mommy, what’s a p-u-s-s-y?'
the mother took him out to the neighbors house and showed her son their kitten. the next day the boy pulled on his mothers apron and asked, 'mommy, what’s a b-I-t-c-h?' the mother took him to the park, and walked around until she found a dog, 'there you go,' she said pointing to it. 'this is a dog. a female dog is a b-I-t-c-h.' the next day the boy sought confirmation from his father. 'dad, what’s a p-u-s-s-y?' his father knelt down beside the bed, pulled out an issue of playboy and drew a circle around the middle section of one of the naked women. 'son, that is a p-u-s-s-y.'
'oh,' said the boy
'what’s a b-I-t-ch then?'
'everything outside of the circle,' replied his father
2006-09-24
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