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one day an inquisitive little boy went to his mother and asked, 'mommy, what’s a p-u-s-s-y?'
the mother took him out to the neighbors house and showed her son their kitten. the next day the boy pulled on his mothers apron and asked, 'mommy, what’s a b-I-t-c-h?' the mother took him to the park, and walked around until she found a dog, 'there you go,' she said pointing to it. 'this is a dog. a female dog is a b-I-t-c-h.' the next day the boy sought confirmation from his father. 'dad, what’s a p-u-s-s-y?' his father knelt down beside the bed, pulled out an issue of playboy and drew a circle around the middle section of one of the naked women. 'son, that is a p-u-s-s-y.'
'oh,' said the boy
'what’s a b-I-t-ch then?'
'everything outside of the circle,' replied his father

2006-09-24 13:26:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

i have run out of questions so this is my last joke for tonight

2006-09-24 13:26:58 · update #1

16 answers

haha silly boys and there fathers

2006-09-24 13:27:40 · answer #1 · answered by Hannah=brokenteeth 3 · 1 0

He's like Colonel Sanders - only concerned with legs, breasts and thighs.

2006-09-24 22:47:59 · answer #2 · answered by JubJub 6 · 1 0

When you get out of elementary school they have better jokes. Wait and see.

2006-09-24 20:30:33 · answer #3 · answered by the_wire_monkey 2 · 2 0

I love it! What a true story when you think about it!

2006-09-24 20:39:53 · answer #4 · answered by wyatt_bellis 3 · 1 0

for a decent explanation .. the mother has all the facts ...
but for dumb and stupid .. of course ... men

2006-09-24 20:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by wondering 2 · 1 0

Hey
I resemble that remark!!!
lol

2006-09-24 23:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 1 0

This is another example of supposedly funny stories that are degrading to women. I don't appreciate them.

2006-09-24 20:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by karen wonderful 6 · 1 3

And if you don't get da p-u-s-s-y, life can really be a "b-i-t-c-h". Lol

2006-09-24 21:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Serendipity 3 · 0 0

his daddy is the pussy and you are the *****

2006-09-24 22:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by yubuggin? 2 · 0 1

not very funny but the dads correct!!!

2006-09-24 20:37:25 · answer #10 · answered by niki798465321 1 · 0 2

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