I really want ot know a well thought out, knee slapper joke. For example:
Why are there no Mexican Olympics?
Every Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is in the US!
PS
I am not racist, Ijust tought that was a RIOT!
2006-09-24 13:23:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't want stupid jokes like that... Long, logical ones to make you think, ones to make your family laugh!
2006-09-24 13:29:17 · update #1
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"
Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"
All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"
2006-09-24 14:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yah I heard one,
This lady is sitting with her husband and all of a sudden she goes into labor.
So her husband drives her to the hospital
The doctor comes in the room and says we got this new machine, that will transfer some of the wifes pain to the father
They talk it over and they agree to try it
So the doctor hooks the guy up and sets the machine at 5% pain transfer
The guy after a few minutes says hey doc, this feels fine , so the doc turns the meter up to 10%
A few minutes later the guy goes, Hey doc, come on crank it up!!
So the doc turns it up to 25%
The man goes I feel fine lets do 50%
The doctor turns it up to 50%
This machine is obviously helping the wife tremdously, so they decide to put it at 100%
The wife delivers a healthy baby with virtually no pain
When they get home the mailman is dead on the porch!!
2006-09-24 15:07:28 · answer #2 · answered by silverboy470 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A young man walks into a pharmacy and an elderly woman behind the counter asks, "Can I help you?"
"Um..yeah. I would like to speak to the Pharmacist."
She steps into a back room and is followed out by another elderly woman. The other woman steps up and says, " How can I help you young man."
He blushes a bit and asks if there is a male pharmacist available.
"My sister and I have owned and operated this pharmacy for over 30 years, and there is nothing you can tell me that I haven't encountered before, so what is your dilemma?"
He gets a bit redder, but replies " Okay, I have had an erection for the last day or so and I'm really worried. Is there something you can give me for it?"
"Just a moment." she says and pulls her sister over to the other end of the counter and has a brief, whispered conversation before coming back to him.
"We can give you ten thousand in cash and 30% of the business."
2006-09-24 13:52:48 · answer #3 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Male Strippers !!!!!!!!!!
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.
One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a
$10 bill.
When the male dancer came over to us,
my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill..
She called the guy back, licks the $20 bill,
and sticks it to his other butt cheek.
In another attempt to impress the rest of us,
my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the guy over, and licks
the $50 bill.
I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately,
she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.
My relief was short-lived.
Seeing the way things are going, the guy races over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me,
and the guy is egging me on to try to top the $50.
My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
What could I do?
The woman in me took over!
I got out my ATM card,
swiped it down the crack of his butt,
Grabbed the eighty bucks,
and left!!!!
2006-09-24 14:38:55 · answer #4 · answered by babyblue 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the joke about the mexican olympics, first of all, doesn't make any sense!!!!!!!11 go play in traffic!!!!1
2006-09-24 14:19:49 · answer #5 · answered by david_e22 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?A piece of *** that will bring a tear to your eye!!! I thought this was hilarious
2006-09-24 13:28:59 · answer #6 · answered by chingching 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did Tigger jump into the toilet?
To get Pooh!
Ha-ha...I crack myself up with that one!
2006-09-24 13:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by THP 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
that is funny
it made me lol in my head
okay yea
bye
2006-09-24 13:26:51 · answer #8 · answered by Hannah=brokenteeth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋