The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest
"Tell me, my son," said the priest.
"Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."
"That's a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to
confess," said the priest.
"It's worse, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay
for rent of the attic with her sexual favors," continued the old man.
"Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk - you
would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found
you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will
balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly," said the
priest.
"Thanks, Father," said the old man. "That's a load off of my mind.
Can I ask another question?"
"Of course, my son," said the priest.
The old man asked, "Do I need to tell her that the war is over?"
2006-09-20
12:35:07
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