2006-09-20 12:32:08 · 8 answers · asked by Melissa C 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
www.chucknorrisfun.com
2006-09-20 12:32:26 · update #1
In his spare time Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters. And by "knit" I mean kick and by "sweaters" I mean babies! lmao that is my FAVE!!!!!
2006-09-20 12:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by socalgrrrl05 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES!! Here are some of my fav.'s:
"If Chuch Norris is Running Lake, Time better slow the F*ck down!"
"Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting... he goes killing!"
"Niagra Falls is the result of one of Chuck's legendary cannon balls"
2006-09-20 12:39:52 · answer #2 · answered by Emmaliz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the Chuck Norris jokes, but not as much as I love your luscious hair. I want to run my fingers through it's gorgeous greenness.
2006-09-20 20:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris took my virginity and he'll sure as hell take yours. If you say, that's impossible I've already lost my virginity, you are dead wrong.
2006-09-20 12:39:49 · answer #4 · answered by Sass B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's funny.
Chuck Norris is a pimp though, so don't make fun of him! :p
2006-09-20 13:23:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you know how some people wear superman pajamas?
well, superman wears chuck norris pajamas.
2006-09-20 12:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by somebody super cool 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
quality stuff
2006-09-20 12:33:48 · answer #7 · answered by city 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
naa.
2006-09-20 12:40:36 · answer #8 · answered by KCD 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋