Entertainment & Music - 17 September 2006

A year into a serious relationship, a man proposes marriage to his honey. The woman accepts, but with a warning: “My boobs are just like a baby’s.” The guy brushes it off, saying that he loves her and size doesn’t matter. But he also gives a warning of his own: “My penis is also like a baby.” His girlfriend brushes it off, saying that she loves him and size doesn’t matter.

They marry and hie off to their honeymoon. At the hotel suite, they begin to undress. The bride reminds the groom of her warning but he says not to worry. When she gets naked, the groom is taken aback—they are the smallest breasts he’s ever seen! He then proceeds to take off his pants, reminding his new wife about his word of caution. The wife is shocked. “Good God almighty! I thought you said your penis was like a baby?!” The husband replies: “It is! Nine pounds and 21 inches long, like a newborn babe!”

2006-09-17 03:51:07 · 12 answers · asked by eDraLiN 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Anyone have any info on the actor Paul Gross who was in "Due South"?

Just wondering what he has been up to as you don't hear much about him, has he done any programmes/films recently, thank you!!!!

2006-09-17 03:50:55 · 11 answers · asked by Rainbowz 6 in Television

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what makes you feel safe and secure?

2006-09-17 03:50:55 · 24 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you ever just get caught up in the moment?

happens to me occasionaly, you?

2006-09-17 03:50:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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does anyone ever get enough sleep?

or will you do that when you're old?

2006-09-17 03:50:13 · 25 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

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looking for a song but i just now some of the words to in?

(sitting on a bar stool looking like a damn fool thats what im doing to day sitting her drinking) i now it is a country song and i think it is a new song

2006-09-17 03:50:06 · 6 answers · asked by j208197_2002 1 in Music

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What are the lyrics to Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake?

also the lyrics 2 S.O.S. by Rhianna.

2006-09-17 03:49:34 · 11 answers · asked by fruitie 2 in Music

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do you ever make eye contact with other drivers at stoplights?

2006-09-17 03:49:13 · 14 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Scrubs? like it or hate it?

who loves it?

i personally think it is fantastic, J.D's visions are hilarious!

2006-09-17 03:48:00 · 30 answers · asked by sinnedfairy 5 in Television

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What do the following people/Groups have in common?

Mott the Hoople
Ray Charles Singers
Sam Cooke
Lesley Gore
Ritchie Valens
Harry Nilsson
Carly Simon
Rolling Stones
Johnny Cash
Johnny Rivers
Doris Day
Jack the Ripper
Leon Russell
Smokey Robinson
Wilson Pickett
John Denver
Donny Osmond
ZZ Top
Steely Dan
Eric Clapton
David Bowie
Edgar Winter
Stephen Foster
CBS
Warner Brothers
RCA

2006-09-17 03:47:49 · 9 answers · asked by Carl M. 4 in Music

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epson moviemate 25 av?

projecotor moviemate 25 av trying to connect cabel tv help.

2006-09-17 03:47:43 · 1 answers · asked by abevaladez 1 in Television

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Have you ever "coined" a phrase?

2006-09-17 03:47:06 · 15 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

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has anybody seen......?

The Princess Bride.
I just saw it the other night on Bravo! for the first time, so I was wondering if anybody liked it or hated it or w/e.

I absolutely love that movie now!

2006-09-17 03:46:46 · 13 answers · asked by somegirl 4 in Movies

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It this really cute girl in my class, and I have a crush on her?!?

Shes so pretty and nice. She has tan skin with wavy Black hair and light eyes. And she has a nice slender body too. I have a crush on her and it so weird. Everytime I'm around her I get horny.

2006-09-17 03:46:37 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your sign?

2006-09-17 03:45:29 · 87 answers · asked by talkative2nosiey 1 in Horoscopes

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Who am I (answer is a song title)? Tell me title and band!?

You can't fire him, he'll quit.
He lies in the soil and fertilizes mushrooms.
If you throw him in the fire he won't throw a fit.
Who is he?

2006-09-17 03:45:29 · 1 answers · asked by GirlsRGamers2 7 in Music

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Should this phrase "i wouldnt touch you with a 10ft pole" be put to rest?

Someone told me that yesterday and i began to think. If someone touched me with a pole, wouldnt my energy be transferred to the pole and hence to the individual? Though he doesnt want to touch me, he scientifically is in a way through my body electrical energy exerted into the pole. Am i right? I welcome all hypothesis and theories on this issue. If i am right, then i think we should come up with a different phrase to distinguish disgust with something.

2006-09-17 03:45:18 · 19 answers · asked by ♣DreamDancer♣ 5 in Polls & Surveys

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Do you check who answers your questions right away or wait til it stops getting hits?

2006-09-17 03:45:01 · 15 answers · asked by shookyloo® 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What manga series would you recomend?

I'm in between manga series at this moment (after just finishing Gravitation and Angel Sanctuary) and I was wondering if anyone had any recomendations. Keep in mind, I live in southern Virginia and the only local manga store is Books-A-Million, so they don't carry obscure things like Boys Next Door or anything.

2006-09-17 03:44:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

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