Two guys saw their friend Lefty walking through town with nothing on but his hat and socks. They ran over to him and said, “Hey man! What are you doin’ walking through town naked?”
Lefty said, “Well, Old Man Pritchurt is out of town for a couple weeks and he asked me to go out and check on his farm and his wife while he was gone. So I did. When I got there his wife was sittin’ on the porch drinkin’ out of a bottle of wine. She asked me to join her. So I did. Then she asked me to go into her bed room with her. So I did. Then she asked me to help her out of her clothes. So I did. Then she lay spread eagle smack dab in the middle of the bed. Then she told me to take off my boots. So I did. Then she told me to take off all my clothes. So I did. Then she said, “Lefty, Go to town!” so here I am!”
2006-09-12
09:47:19
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