Two guys saw their friend Lefty walking through town with nothing on but his hat and socks. They ran over to him and said, “Hey man! What are you doin’ walking through town naked?”
Lefty said, “Well, Old Man Pritchurt is out of town for a couple weeks and he asked me to go out and check on his farm and his wife while he was gone. So I did. When I got there his wife was sittin’ on the porch drinkin’ out of a bottle of wine. She asked me to join her. So I did. Then she asked me to go into her bed room with her. So I did. Then she asked me to help her out of her clothes. So I did. Then she lay spread eagle smack dab in the middle of the bed. Then she told me to take off my boots. So I did. Then she told me to take off all my clothes. So I did. Then she said, “Lefty, Go to town!” so here I am!”
2006-09-12 09:47:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes
2006-09-12 09:48:53 · answer #1 · answered by MuffinMan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha thats a good one! Here's one for you:
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says...
"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
2006-09-12 16:51:02 · answer #2 · answered by curiositykillz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupid Joke maybe
Stupid lefty Definitely ...lol
2006-09-12 16:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by Lucky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep
2006-09-12 16:50:01 · answer #4 · answered by unchainmenow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, very strange joke, not often you find randomly werid jokes like that, but still pretty good =)
2006-09-12 16:50:56 · answer #5 · answered by Vulcan Chic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, funny!
Patty Whack is funnier, though.
2006-09-12 17:12:41 · answer #6 · answered by grafixo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just call me lefty from now on.
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2006-09-12 17:10:41 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Huh?
2006-09-12 17:46:25 · answer #8 · answered by Big Boss the Philosopher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny at all
2006-09-12 16:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by Lovely B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! it took me a while to get it...but i thought it was pretty funny!
2006-09-12 17:04:49 · answer #10 · answered by Abby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋