Entertainment & Music - 7 September 2006

A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play
date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies
sweetly. "It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal
questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is
getting out of the car.

The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you
find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young
lady?"






"Because you got an F in sex."

2006-09-07 04:57:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-07 04:57:00 · 7 answers · asked by jamide06 1 in Movies

is that really u n the picture? honestly?

2006-09-07 04:56:24 · 19 answers · asked by Happi @ss 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 04:55:58 · 23 answers · asked by Cait 5 in Polls & Surveys

1.SHOWER
2.BATH
3.BUBBLE BATH

2006-09-07 04:55:56 · 23 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

I mean, if Madeline Albright piped up, I might not agree with her, but I sure would listen because she has a wealth of knowledge and experience on the subject of diplomacy and statecraft. But why do all these movie stars and recording artists think we give a rip about their opinions on anything besides movies and music? To me, their opinion is about as important as my plumber or the checkout girl at WalMart. Any different thoughts?

2006-09-07 04:55:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-09-07 04:55:24 · 14 answers · asked by phoenix 2 in Jokes & Riddles

She could of been a real life prop but its just something id like to know.

2006-09-07 04:55:02 · 6 answers · asked by Krayden 6 in Movies

2006-09-07 04:54:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

What do you think about him? I think he's an excellent actor in Desperado and the Legend Of Zorro and Dance with me. I think he's hot and cute. And you?

2006-09-07 04:54:25 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Is it? (female) singer , but not doing it for money but for deep talent and deep love for music , and having nice songs meanwhile not being far from islam (having in your heart and praying)

2006-09-07 04:53:32 · 6 answers · asked by MJ'zAnGeL 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-07 04:53:12 · 15 answers · asked by VM 1 in Movies

Ron Burgundy or Ricky Bobby

I'll take both.

2006-09-07 04:53:01 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-09-07 04:52:51 · 2 answers · asked by craftykid22 3 in Celebrities

It's super-nasty, but everyone else loves it. I just don't understand!

2006-09-07 04:52:00 · 41 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

I paid for a lifetime membership for members only. Now I see something about, Is the risk and effort of getting illegal music worth it? What does this mean?

2006-09-07 04:51:51 · 1 answers · asked by busdriver 1 in Music

how long and why?

2006-09-07 04:51:49 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The number is between 1-100

2006-09-07 04:51:11 · 23 answers · asked by Amandy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 04:50:36 · 21 answers · asked by craftykid22 3 in Polls & Surveys

I absolutely love Buffy, especially the romance I could watch it all the time, but i cant make my mind up of who I like watching more, buffy and spike or buffy and angel, I think I would have to go for angel but probably because i absolutely love him i think hes so fit! But who would you say?

2006-09-07 04:50:17 · 19 answers · asked by BaybiiBlondie 2 in Television

any actor/acress ever and why?

2006-09-07 04:50:14 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

last night i dreamt tht i am with britney spears.thinking to propose herrrrr...................................

2006-09-07 04:49:07 · 19 answers · asked by Badhan 0 1 in Celebrities

I love ceasar and blu cheese.

2006-09-07 04:48:53 · 28 answers · asked by munesliver 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-07 04:47:29 · 12 answers · asked by kezls_79 3 in Movies

I Love That Song♥
Do You Guyz?♥

2006-09-07 04:47:23 · 33 answers · asked by Prep♥™ 5 in Music

2006-09-07 04:47:17 · 31 answers · asked by Hacker 3 in Celebrities

If it is can you let me know where i can get it if not can you tell me when it stopped?

2006-09-07 04:46:55 · 5 answers · asked by finsheehan6 2 in Magazines

I'm such a huge fan of Haifa Wehbe but it seems so difficult to get her song lyrics off the net! Can someone help me find lyrics to most of her hit songs? It'll be even better if it comes with a translation! :) Thanx so much! :D

P/S: I already found the lyrics for 'Ya Hayat Alby'.

2006-09-07 04:46:50 · 1 answers · asked by Kniz 2 in Other - Entertainment

Who agrees that Rosie totally runs that show and makes Elizabeth look like an idiot? I hope Ro keeps up the momentum and does not back down at all.

2006-09-07 04:46:48 · 11 answers · asked by celestine 4 in Television

2006-09-07 04:46:13 · 53 answers · asked by Alcira P 1 in Comics & Animation