A mother is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play
date when the little girl asks "Mommy," how old are you?"
"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replies
sweetly. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really," the mother says, a bit less sweetly. "Those are personal
questions and are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
"That's enough questions, young lady, honestly!" mom says as her daughter is
getting out of the car.
The exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her
friend.
"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license.
It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you
are, you are 32."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you
find that out?"
"And," the little girl says triumphantly,
"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."
Now mom's getting mad. She says, "Oh really? And just why is that, young
lady?"
"Because you got an F in sex."
2006-09-07 04:57:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh those kids..... they will always come up with something to make us laugh.
Is that why they are here?
2006-09-07 05:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-09-07 20:22:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee! She read that last part of the Driver's License wrong!
2006-09-07 13:22:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it b4 but its still funny. Good one buddy.
2006-09-07 13:07:48 · answer #4 · answered by Boricua 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg I think that's so funny. You should tell me where you heard that.
2006-09-07 12:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by karren b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE! haha thats funny!
2006-09-07 12:56:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny.
2006-09-07 12:13:52 · answer #7 · answered by su 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one..
2006-09-07 12:36:32 · answer #8 · answered by Bec 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that´s a funny one!
2006-09-07 12:07:05 · answer #9 · answered by Lizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i spent 20 years in the navy sellout so blow me gutless sellout puss...
2006-09-08 23:50:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋