Granny and Grandad sitting at the breakfast table. Granny says "do you know, my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50yrs ago?" Grandad says "course they are, one's in your f*cking coffee and the other is in your f*cking porridge"
Man asks hitman to kill wife. "Sure" says Hitman, "£10,000". Man asks "how will you kill her?" Hit man says he will "shoot her on the left tit". Man says "no good, i want her dead not knee-capped"
Ok they aint the best but, laugh anyway...
2006-09-05
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