Granny and Grandad sitting at the breakfast table. Granny says "do you know, my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50yrs ago?" Grandad says "course they are, one's in your f*cking coffee and the other is in your f*cking porridge"
Man asks hitman to kill wife. "Sure" says Hitman, "£10,000". Man asks "how will you kill her?" Hit man says he will "shoot her on the left tit". Man says "no good, i want her dead not knee-capped"
Ok they aint the best but, laugh anyway...
2006-09-05 12:01:42 · 19 answers · asked by Platinum 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I liked them, thanks for making me laugh. My boobs are hanging low and I did not take offense. On the contrary, I have made the best of it and taught them how to type, they are typing this right now. :)
2006-09-05 12:14:26 · answer #1 · answered by crct2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmmm good.
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2006-09-06 01:52:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard the granny one before, but didn't hear the hit man one. I did get a bit of a chuckle out of it.
2006-09-05 19:22:10 · answer #3 · answered by Lei-Loo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both r crap!! the first one, no need to swear is there? I'm sure grandad doesn't really swear at his missus, and the 2nd one, i got told that ages ago!
But if it makes you happy then hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
2006-09-05 19:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by Tivvy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry pretty lame im no prude their just crude hah ha that rhymes
2006-09-05 19:08:18 · answer #5 · answered by toyah01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! sry hun ur a lil late. all ready heard the1 1. o well. STILL FUNNY!
2006-09-05 19:04:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Not bad for this time of night, but i am half asleep tho.... lol
2006-09-05 19:05:05 · answer #7 · answered by AJay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good! that`s cheared me up after a crappy day!
2006-09-05 19:10:43 · answer #8 · answered by sillyfilly001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did she use her own cream in her coffee?
2006-09-05 19:04:28 · answer #9 · answered by Eric B 38 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought Raju's answer (above) was funnier!!!
2006-09-06 02:24:35 · answer #10 · answered by Phlodgeybodge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋