The DVD industry has often warned us against buying pirate DVDs because we risk disappointment from poor quality.
I decided to put this claim to the test and bought the following 3 major summer hits on pirate DVDs.
Here is what I found:
Pirates of the Carribean: a turgid film based on a theme park ride, comprising a series of quests each becoming more inconsequential, until the viewer almost loses the will to live.
Cars: a professionally engineered film but flavourless and selfsatisfied, lacking any semblance of a quality script and dialogue.
Superman Returns: a stolid, dull film that reinvents the story of Jesus sacrificing himself for the rest of us, but this time staring a white bread all American guy in tights.
The DVD industry was right - in each case I had bought a poor quality DVD, which was not worth watching.
Has anyone else out there wasted their money with these pirate DVDs?
2006-09-05
15:07:01
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