Entertainment & Music - 4 September 2006

ive always tried to learn and ppl say just swallow air i dont get it how to and when i do and if i do burp i make the smalles burp that i can only hear go into allot of details plz ive tried to learn and never get it so im a slow person that takes time to learn plz detail thanks

;) i no im slow but....? how do u burp? im 15 and still cant!!

2006-09-04 14:40:25 · 10 answers · asked by bustb05 1 in Other - Entertainment

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Do you hate Jar-Jar binks?

I posted one like this not too long ago, but the list was cut in half.
So you can see it all here where I got it from and decide.
http://blogs.starwars.com/smileyspudman/15

2006-09-04 14:40:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What's your favorite pretty thing?

I like diamonds and kittens!!!!! hoorayy!

2006-09-04 14:40:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Are you now or have you ever been.............?

...........somebody's hero?

2006-09-04 14:39:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is FEAR? What is Faith? Which do you have?

2006-09-04 14:39:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how do i get mp3s onto my ipod without paying for it??

how do i get mp3s onto my ipod without paying for it??
please be specific
i really need help

2006-09-04 14:39:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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V for Vendetta or Batman?

who makes for a better hero or vigilante?

2006-09-04 14:39:30 · 20 answers · asked by eman1205 2 in Movies

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Does anyone else agree...?

when i'm reading my horoscope [[im cancer]] in a magazine i find it to be very negative like 95% of the time, where as the other horoscopes are positive 99% of the time.

2006-09-04 14:39:07 · 11 answers · asked by uhd0rableo8 4 in Horoscopes

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For all you dirty minds...?

Okay well might as well make this birthday end great, and then tomorrow all of you should be scared because I get my license yep yep ♥

These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one...

I was scared at first.
It was very wide, and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.
It felt weird at first.
Then I got used to it.
I went up and down, and up and down on it.
I was really loving it.

Now I ride on escalators all the time.

I took my fingers and slowly,
and gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder.
I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth!
All sweet and creamy.
I was done.

And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies.

I squeezed it gently at first,
then a little bit harder.
There seemed to be more and more of it
I moved it towards my lips.
It was a strange and new sensation for me.
I put it in my mouth
and moved it around and around with my tongue.
The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out.
It was quite an experience.

The 1st time I tasted toothpaste.

They were both round and firm.
There was only the slightest difference between the two.
I took one in my hand and twisted it hard.
I used my other hand to grab the other one
and twist it hard the other way.

Now there's a brighter light bulb in the living room.

It was very long, kind of thin.
I slid it between my fingers
until I got to the end of it.
I was turning it on.
It became firm in my hands,
and the end was wet.
Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.

Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.

I knew it could be done.
I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it.
I called my friend.
He said he knew how to do it and would teach me.
He put his arms around me and started.
I watched nervously in the mirror.
He finally finished and pulled back slowly.
I felt relieved that it was over.

I hate neckties.

It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting.
I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it.
I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better.
I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.

But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.

MORAL???

It is not the word that corrupts the mind, but the mind that corrupts the word.

2006-09-04 14:39:06 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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10 points for the funniest joke?

be nice...:)

2006-09-04 14:38:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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how do you whistle with ur fingers? realy loud?

if tried to learn and have never gotten it on which fingers to use when you explain plz go into detail and # ur fingers at thumb finger #1 and pinkey #5 thanks....

2006-09-04 14:38:26 · 3 answers · asked by bustb05 1 in Other - Entertainment

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What is the difference between practicing and working hard?

2006-09-04 14:38:18 · 4 answers · asked by 120 IQ 4 in Other - Entertainment

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which alan hale co starred in ' adventures of robin hood ' with errol flynn.if jr then he was 21 years old?

2006-09-04 14:38:02 · 2 answers · asked by bigrigdriver53 1 in Celebrities

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jerk bond- connery or brosnan?

connery the bully or brosnan the greedy snob?

2006-09-04 14:37:39 · 3 answers · asked by andyheretic 2 in Celebrities

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PLEASE ANSWER! its ABOUT PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GET PIRATES OF THE CARRIBBEAN SHEET MUSIC 4 THE SAXOPHONE???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

2006-09-04 14:37:13 · 7 answers · asked by dorkxxxx♥ 1 in Movies

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Are the 70's making a comeback? Fashion wise?

2006-09-04 14:37:05 · 27 answers · asked by Wicked Angel 2 in Magazines

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Do you think that it is sad or funny that Steve Irwin Died? (The Crock Hunter)?

Personally, I think it is sad, since he was a great well know animal voice, and knew soo much and gave so much to the world. Also he had 2 childern and a wife that he left, which is really sad. But I guess It is kind of Iroinc that The Crock Hunter died from a fish! What are your views on this?

2006-09-04 14:36:32 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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Is there one particular song that always brings the singer out of you even though you cant sing ?

2006-09-04 14:36:20 · 23 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Music

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Do you know who the vines are?

I know who they are but everyone i ask like doesnt know i love them and is the lead singer dead

2006-09-04 14:35:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Big Brother ! who do you think will win? is there someone else coming back to the show.?

2006-09-04 14:35:34 · 11 answers · asked by BB 2 in Television