Okay well might as well make this birthday end great, and then tomorrow all of you should be scared because I get my license yep yep ♥
These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one...
I was scared at first.
It was very wide, and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.
It felt weird at first.
Then I got used to it.
I went up and down, and up and down on it.
I was really loving it.
Now I ride on escalators all the time.
I took my fingers and slowly,
and gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice ... I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder.
I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth!
All sweet and creamy.
I was done.
And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies.
I squeezed it gently at first,
then a little bit harder.
There seemed to be more and more of it
I moved it towards my lips.
It was a strange and new sensation for me.
I put it in my mouth
and moved it around and around with my tongue.
The time soon came when I knew I had to spit it out.
It was quite an experience.
The 1st time I tasted toothpaste.
They were both round and firm.
There was only the slightest difference between the two.
I took one in my hand and twisted it hard.
I used my other hand to grab the other one
and twist it hard the other way.
Now there's a brighter light bulb in the living room.
It was very long, kind of thin.
I slid it between my fingers
until I got to the end of it.
I was turning it on.
It became firm in my hands,
and the end was wet.
Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.
Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.
I knew it could be done.
I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it.
I called my friend.
He said he knew how to do it and would teach me.
He put his arms around me and started.
I watched nervously in the mirror.
He finally finished and pulled back slowly.
I felt relieved that it was over.
I hate neckties.
It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting.
I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it.
I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better.
I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.
But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.
MORAL???
It is not the word that corrupts the mind, but the mind that corrupts the word.
2006-09-04 14:39:06 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Happy b/d!!!!! Yeah I pretty much got bad thoughts on them all...
2006-09-04 16:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday, I guess everyone better get off the road then right? I'm just kidding. I totally agree with your moral, it doesn't take much to corrupt a word if you have a dirty mind, especially with me, because I have a very dirty mind and I take everything people say the wrong way.
2006-09-04 22:17:29 · answer #2 · answered by ~Kricket~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True, my mind does corrupt the words. Happy birthday!!!
2006-09-04 23:00:03 · answer #3 · answered by LADY ICE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So very true. But so many minds easily corrupted with the written word.
2006-09-04 21:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Happy B'day!
2006-09-04 23:23:54 · answer #5 · answered by Andrew Petrucci 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.Happy Birthday.remember to say a prayer whenever you get into a car.
2006-09-04 22:27:15 · answer #6 · answered by hippiegirl672003 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy B-day, loved it.
2006-09-04 22:15:44 · answer #7 · answered by coco puffy. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Happy Birthday again! LOL.
2006-09-04 22:14:54 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i love dirty jokes.....awesome moral...
⥠HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY â¥
are you 16...cause if you are...
⥠HAPPY HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN â¥....
and if you're not...just forget that last part....hee
hope you had a fuggn awesome birthday!
much love â¥
2006-09-04 21:49:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you're talking about u having sex with a guy,thats easy to understand
2006-09-04 21:48:43 · answer #10 · answered by jason 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋